TAN #193: Labyrinth where unatTANded children go ... (Page 15)

You have NO IDEA what it is you had to do for me on your IMWA segment BA HA HA HA HA

let's just say it was well into when my saddle was sliding around and I had firecrotch

I'm putting you at 80-90km ... it's got a 5km climb in it at the start of the second loop (first is shorter than second) and I'll need someone pushing from the back *snerk* thank you!

Easy peasy ... you shall be my virtual s/b/r partner for a segment of the race and it is your responsibility (either beforehand or during, these things are not limited by dimension) to get me through it! Yay Meh Meh

Oh goody!!  I really do love to watch the start of the race as the sun comes up.  The air just vibrates with tension then Boom all of a sudden it burst into frenetic activity and goes like mad.  It settles in for the long haul eventually but that first burst of energy with the rising of the sun is really kind of cool.

and of course I will be there waiting for you at the end.   Monica and I can {{{melon snuggle}}} you on in!

Woot!  This totally works for me.  I'll definitely be watching the live stream right from the start of the race as well as well as constantly updating the athlete tracker to see where Yantilicious is at any given time.    

And that you both shall. I just adore her tangerines and your melons. Fruit salad for the finish!!!

You know I have been at work for almost 3 hours and I just realized my shirt was on inside out.  I may need more coffee.

mmm coffee.  i put a sprinkle of cinnamon in my hazelnut coffee this morning.  it was BRILLIANT!

Well, at least it is on.

Let me guess. Your melons collected some coffee, as melons are wont to do, which is when you noticed that your shirt was inside out.

Oh that sounds excellent!!!  I might have to try that later this afternoon.

Well, I will just let it wander WITH you, then ... and OH SHALL IT WANDER ... thank you! 28-30km it is.

I was once arrived at work, got out of my car and something just felt odd about my feet. Looked down and was wearing odd shoes. Same make, same style, different color. I stopped getting dressed in the dark after that.

Yessirree Popeye you better be bustin' out that speed spinach for me. Thank you! 38-40km

Nope I noticed the little tag with the extra button rubbing against my writs and thought WTH??

Howdeedoo, Matt!

Better that it happened first thing in the morning as opposed to when you went out to lunch.

Why hello. How are you?

Lunch will be running to the cafeteria and bringing something back to eat at my desk any way.  My officemates have seen it before., yes this is not the first time I've done it.

Swell. Bit of a headache, kinda hungry, the two may be related.

Morning Matt Shall we {{Melon}} sandwich you?

But sir you shall be with me all 226km nestled right on top of the melons/base of neck

I want you in the water again. You make sense to me there.