TAN #193: Labyrinth where unatTANded children go ... (Page 16)

Will this be at your home?

As tempting as that is....

But, you will need a thong before you start on the long journey, and still curious on how you are doing that.

hopefully you've started the day by ignoring him/not acknowledging that today is a special day.  or say..."oh i'm forgetting something important today - my car is due for inspection!  YES that's it!"

make sure by dinner he thinks you hate him and have completely forgotten about his bday.

of course if you were nice at all this morning you've already ruined it.

The surprise will take place at a restaurant (I'll be there ahead of time with the buddies).

Morning TAN! 

 Friday at work and working on a couple hours sleep.  Sick of the violent makes you sweat and shake cough that I seem to get every night for the last week.  I see a trip to Urgent Care in the next few hours and some antibiotics to calm this sinus infection.

But on the upside, I am pretty sure based on last pages in TAN, I will be going home to a clean house

Hope 4agoodlife finishes cleaning early so she can work on her "heel walk"  Is there a method that women use to learn to walk in 5 inch heels or is it genetic?

Surprise!!!  I am here. 

Anyone else hate surprises, i have  very bad reaction to most? 

Don't have them all "there" when he arrives. If you can hide them away somewhere and have them wander in one by one as though its all some remarkable coincidence. See when he catches on.

Steady on. You scared me rotten!

Um I am going to go with no on this one being someone who did have their parents forget their birthday.

Goodie Goodie.....Kate and Cheri are both here.  Maybe one of the two of you wonderful ladies can answer my previous question about walking in heels.  Are some women just born with the ability to walk in 5 inch heels or is a learned skill?

Oh no, he leaves me plenty of opportunity every morning to demonstrate how my reason for living generally exists in complete juxtaposition for his way of life (calling him back to pick up the clothes on the bedroom floor, calling him back to turn off the light in the bathroom, calling him back to turn off the light in the bedroom, telling him he's going to miss the bus if he doesn't pick up the pace, requring the winter coat instead of the lighter fleece and <shudder> a hat, nodding at the library book on the counter after he's packed up his backpack), but then we turn the newspapers in their bags in the driveway into nun-chucks and engage in combet until the bus rolls up to the corner . . . so I'm not sure if he's fooled or not.

It is a learned skill though some have better body mechanics to begin with.

About 15 years ago I went to work with a sock static-clung to the back of the shirt I was wearing.  Coworkers were laughing at me all day long and I had no clue as to why.  Folks from that job that I still talk to still bring it up from time to time.

[mental note]

I like that

i think it's a natural talent.  i have a fierce "batch walk" that i just have always done, i don't know how to walk well in flats.  haha.

E and I were having this debate.  She was slightly offended that I would say she doesnt have a "heel walk"  Not something she has done much in the past.  She said she was going to practice and I warned her not to hurt herself.

The more you do it the better you get, have the right heels and fit is really important!  Now, 5 inches would make me 6'4.....so with my HEELS I like to have around 3 inches.

That's what I mean by better body mechanics.   One may have a talent but it still requires practice to manage 5" heels.

I know I sure as hell couldn't do it.  There goes my life crossdressing. 

That is Excellent and funny as Hell!!

I really don't care about my birthday, though I just realized I am a year younger than I thought?!? 

Tony, thats what I mean, but do you like the way they make your calves look?.. E has strong calves and she needs some practice in any height heels.  Maybe if they made flip flops in 3 inch heels she would have learned.