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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-07-27 11:10 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:08 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Skinny is done but might have to work on the cake. Well get crack'n and that reminds me kids... don't do crack. |
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Sensei![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... |
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Sensei![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:10 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:08 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Skinny is done but might have to work on the cake. Well get crack'n and that reminds me kids... don't do crack. Right. People that don't like Chick Fil A smoke crack. See the damage it can do and the lives it destroys? |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista...
She can't according to the Catholics but we Methodists think its fine. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-07-27 11:15 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:10 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:08 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Skinny is done but might have to work on the cake. Well get crack'n and that reminds me kids... don't do crack. Right. People that don't like Chick Fil A smoke crack. See the damage it can do and the lives it destroys? And they play too many agressive video games. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:19 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... So you've been held cake hostage too? Whenever I go to a party I want that cake out there ASAP ... so if I want to leave I can stuff my face and get the hell out their house. Do you have any current pics of that? |
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Sensei![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:16 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista...
She can't according to the Catholics but we Methodists think its fine. All but Mo-Synod Lutherans as well, unless they changed their policy. As far as I know, they haven't. I'm sure someone knows on BT. I should call my dad on that. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-07-27 2:19 PM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... So you've been held cake hostage too? Whenever I go to a party I want that cake out there ASAP ... so if I want to leave I can stuff my face and get the hell out their house. That was one thing I insisted on at my wedding. Get to the cake quickly and the cake had to be big enough that every one could have a real piece of cake not one of those one inch square bites of cake BS.
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:23 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:20 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:19 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... So you've been held cake hostage too? Whenever I go to a party I want that cake out there ASAP ... so if I want to leave I can stuff my face and get the hell out their house. Do you have any current pics of that? Of my cake? yes, and eating it too. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:27 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:26 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:23 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:20 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:19 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... So you've been held cake hostage too? Whenever I go to a party I want that cake out there ASAP ... so if I want to leave I can stuff my face and get the hell out their house. Do you have any current pics of that? Of my cake? yes, and eating it too. Check your phone .... Waiting...
Waiting...
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Sensei![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:19 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... So you've been held cake hostage too? Whenever I go to a party I want that cake out there ASAP ... so if I want to leave I can stuff my face and get the hell out their house. Oh yeah. I sit there, gazing over to the cake longingly (because most of the time, dinner is too small anyways) while listening to speeches droll on and on or slide shows roll. You know what would make speeches more enjoyable? Being about to stuff my pie hole with cake WHILE they are giving them... |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Dad is great he gives us chocolate cake! |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2012-07-27 11:33 AM Dad is great he gives us chocolate cake! and Cheri does a quote, nice. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-07-27 11:32 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:19 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... So you've been held cake hostage too? Whenever I go to a party I want that cake out there ASAP ... so if I want to leave I can stuff my face and get the hell out their house. Oh yeah. I sit there, gazing over to the cake longingly (because most of the time, dinner is too small anyways) while listening to speeches droll on and on or slide shows roll. You know what would make speeches more enjoyable? Being about to stuff my pie hole with cake WHILE they are giving them... Beer makes speeches more enjoyable for me. Like when they were doing my intervention it was blaw blaw blaw so if it wasn't for the booze I was drinking I would have never made it though. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-07-27 1:34 PM NRG42 - 2012-07-27 11:33 AM Dad is great he gives us chocolate cake! and Cheri does a quote, nice. No clue where it is from but I know it :-) |
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Veteran![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-07-27 10:35 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:32 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:19 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:13 AM Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:12 AM Kido - 2012-07-27 11:07 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 11:02 AM So Kido when are you coming out to visit me at my bar. Hot young girls looking hot... and young. And skinny? I won't go if they are not skinny... Oh, and cake. I aint going if there aint no cake. I made that condition perfectly clear to mr and mrs goggs about attending round 2 of the nuptuals. No cake? No Kido...
Yeah... there better be effing cake. And I don't want to be held a cake hostage either ... cut that cake early and let us nom it ... don't wait until the end!! No cake .. no TJ! preach sista... So you've been held cake hostage too? Whenever I go to a party I want that cake out there ASAP ... so if I want to leave I can stuff my face and get the hell out their house. Oh yeah. I sit there, gazing over to the cake longingly (because most of the time, dinner is too small anyways) while listening to speeches droll on and on or slide shows roll. You know what would make speeches more enjoyable? Being about to stuff my pie hole with cake WHILE they are giving them... Beer makes speeches more enjoyable for me. Like when they were doing my intervention it was blaw blaw blaw so if it wasn't for the booze I was drinking I would have never made it though. A five minute time limit works for speeches too. For many that's about, oh, four and half minutes too long.
Tell your rubbish joke and sit down already. Edited by mjr66 2012-07-27 1:40 PM |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2012-07-27 2:37 PM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 1:34 PM NRG42 - 2012-07-27 11:33 AM Dad is great he gives us chocolate cake! and Cheri does a quote, nice. No clue where it is from but I know it :-) Bill Cosby's comedy routine.
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-07-27 11:39 AM NRG42 - 2012-07-27 11:37 AM Big Appa - 2012-07-27 1:34 PM NRG42 - 2012-07-27 11:33 AM Dad is great he gives us chocolate cake! and Cheri does a quote, nice. No clue where it is from but I know it :-) Bill Cosby. MMMM Jello |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Is today moving ridiculously slow for everyone or just me? |
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Melon Presser![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() NRG42 - 2012-07-28 2:46 AM Is today moving ridiculously slow for everyone or just me? It's a wet sticky cement kind of a day. Even for me, and it's almost 3am. |
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