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"We're knights of the round table,
we dance wherever we're able"

I've been waiting for days to be able to join this thread, finally we're somewhere I can contribute
Ian

oops

Edited by rookie44 2004-08-18 12:24 PM

WWWWWHAT IS YOUR NAME?
King Arthur!

WWWWWHAT IS YOUR QUEST?
I seek the Holy Grail

WWWWWHAT IS THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF A FULLY LADEN SPARROW?


African or European?


I don't know?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

And let this vault of knowledge and deep musings disappear into the bit bucket? No, no. We need the BBS so that this stratospheric level of discourse will be preserved for posterity.

Now pass the PB.

Elvis: Mr President, were gonna kill ourselves a mummy

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help Help I'm being repressed"

"Bloody Peasants, Come Patsy"

I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

Every sperm is precious, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!

:-O

FRENCH GUARD:  Allo!  Who is eet?
ARTHUR:  It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table.
    Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD:  This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR:  Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a
    sacred quest.  If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he
    can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD:  Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.
    Uh, he's already got one, you see.
ARTHUR:  What?
GALAHAD:  He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR:  Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD:  Oh, yes.  It's very nice-a.  (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS:  [chuckling]
ARTHUR:  Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD:  Of course not!  You are English types-a!
ARTHUR:  Well, what are you, then?
FRENCH GUARD:  I'm French!  Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you
    silly king-a?!
GALAHAD:  What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD:  Mind your own business!
ARTHUR:  If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by
    force!
FRENCH GUARD:  You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!  Go and boil your
    bottom, sons of a silly person.  I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur
    King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.  Thpppppt!  Thppt!
    Thppt!
GALAHAD:  What a strange person.
ARTHUR:  Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:  I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal
    food trough wiper!  I fart in your general direction!  You mother was a
    hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:  Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:  No.  Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

You copied that out of the script book didn't you?

Ian

Jeez;
I wish I could type that fast and accurately

With noise effect in parenthesis, no less...

I love that one guy called the other a tit. The british have the best insults....

Oh my....

Edited by tmwelshy 2004-08-18 1:35 PM

ERIK I'll kill you if you say anything about this to anyone.
HELGA (puzzled) About raping me?
ERIK About NOT raping you...
HELGA You DON'T like it, do you?
ERIK Well it just seems a little bit crude, that's all.
HELGA What about the killing and looting? That's just as crude, isn't it?
ERIK Oh well - you've GOT to do them.
HELGA Why? Why have you got to go round killing and looting?
ERIK To pay for the next expedition, of course.
HELGA But that's a circular argument! If the only reason for going on
  an expedition is the killing  and  looting  and the only reason
  for the killing and looting is  to pay for the next expedition,
  they cancel each other out.
ERIK Oh! Stop talking as if we were married!
HELGA Well you started it.




Edited by tmwelshy 2004-08-18 1:36 PM

The british have the best comedy...

Ian

My Race Log

I'm sorry but no Python mention would be complete without a tribute to the.

Knights of NI!

HEAD KNIGHT OF NI:
Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR:
Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM:
Ni!
ARTHUR:
No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!
HEAD KNIGHT:
The same!
BEDEVERE:
Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
RANDOM:
Neee-wom!
ARTHUR:
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
HEAD KNIGHT:
The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR:
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT:
Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...
ARTHUR:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR:
Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:
A what?
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY:
Ow! Oh!
ARTHUR:
Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT:
You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.
ARTHUR:
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT:
One that looks nice.
ARTHUR:
Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT:
And not too expensive.
ARTHUR:
Yes.
HEAD KNIGHT:
Now... go!

Holy crap we miss our group therapy session!

I'll see if she can reschedule



"They call me... Tim the Enchanted"



Edited by rookie44 2004-08-18 1:57 PM

"We're an anarco-cyniclist commune"

This user's post has been ignored.

Come back here you coward - I can still butt you with my head!!!

Bring me............ the CAT apult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that the African Swallow (I don't think its a sparrow Don) or a European Swallow?


(ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHh - I cracked!)

I don't have the script in front of me. I'mm going by a very faulty memory that has been traumitized on many occasions. Wait a minute this is supposed to be about NOTHING. and besides you're right it is a Swallow. I'm so STUPUID!

I was born to love you.
I was born to love you.
I was born to love you,
but you were born to love me first.

Its not you, Its me, Don.

And you're NOT stupid!!! a little slow maybe

And I don't have the script either, thats why my quotes are not 100% historically accurate. For some reason SWALLOWS stuck in my throat - I mean MIND!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Swallow

I just choked on a skittle. Apparently I'm not very good at swallowing.