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 2013-03-06 12:49 PM in reply to: #4648761 |
Champion  18680       Lost in the Luminiferous Aether |  Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable!cgregg - 2013-03-06 1:44 PM Is it bad that I *really* want to post in the "How to talk about cancer" thread with "In iambic pentameter".
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to Hell.
You will have plenty of company!! No me of course, since I am such and angel and pure as the driven snow.
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| 2013-03-06 12:50 PM in reply to: #4648769 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! tcarlson78 - 2013-03-06 1:47 PM cgregg - 2013-03-06 1:44 PM you already have a spot reserved, something about a Browns fan site.Is it bad that I *really* want to post in the "How to talk about cancer" thread with "In iambic pentameter".
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to Hell.
Oh, yeah... there is that. |
| 2013-03-06 12:53 PM in reply to: #4648772 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:49 PM cgregg - 2013-03-06 12:40 PM ``Do you use a bucket in transition?''mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:37 PM Our triathlete CEO is in the office today. I should try to chat him up about why he's so slow.
Find out if he flip turns, and if that is part of what he feels has contributed to him becoming CEO. "Do you shower before entering the pool?" Just make sure he does not take it as an invitation to shower together |
| 2013-03-06 12:55 PM in reply to: #4648783 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 1:53 PM mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:49 PM cgregg - 2013-03-06 12:40 PM ``Do you use a bucket in transition?''mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:37 PM Our triathlete CEO is in the office today. I should try to chat him up about why he's so slow.
Find out if he flip turns, and if that is part of what he feels has contributed to him becoming CEO. "Do you shower before entering the pool?" Just make sure he does not take it as an invitation to shower together
unless it comes with a nice promotion, of course. |
| 2013-03-06 1:05 PM in reply to: #4648728 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 10:31 AM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy) PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist It really doesn't matter that you are you can make them anyways. I make asian jokes all the time and I'm white. I did grow up in a mainly asian area, best freinds are asian, ex wife is asian, and kids are part asian though. |
| 2013-03-06 1:07 PM in reply to: #4648751 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! blueyedbikergirl - 2013-03-06 10:40 AM trinnas - 2013-03-06 12:33 PM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. Why do women have to be such pansies? I mean I hate cockroaches but I would use it as an opportunity for target practice. Dishes throw like frisbys you know.
I've dissected entirely too many cockroaches in university classes to be squeamish about them... but I will say the worst part was reaching into the giant plastic bin that housed them all trying to catch one. Well you did catch one |
| 2013-03-06 1:12 PM in reply to: #4648801 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Big Appa - 2013-03-06 2:05 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 10:31 AM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy) PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist It really doesn't matter that you are you can make them anyways. I make asian jokes all the time and I'm white. I did grow up in a mainly asian area, best freinds are asian, ex wife is asian, and kids are part asian though. What? So you mean to tell me that the melting soup that I call my heritage (Jewish, European, latino, etc.) serves me no purpose in life other than having trouble filling out the stupid "ethnicity" section on questionnaires? And least when I thought it allows me to expand my joke portfolio, I could live in peace. |
| 2013-03-06 1:15 PM in reply to: #4648814 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 11:12 AM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 2:05 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 10:31 AM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy) PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist It really doesn't matter that you are you can make them anyways. I make asian jokes all the time and I'm white. I did grow up in a mainly asian area, best freinds are asian, ex wife is asian, and kids are part asian though. What? So you mean to tell me that the melting soup that I call my heritage (Jewish, European, latino, etc.) serves me no purpose in life other than having trouble filling out the stupid "ethnicity" section on questionnaires? And least when I thought it allows me to expand my joke portfolio, I could live in peace. Don't let the PC people fool you tell all the jokes you want |
| 2013-03-06 1:47 PM in reply to: #4648820 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Big Appa - 2013-03-06 1:15 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 11:12 AM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 2:05 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 10:31 AM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy) PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist It really doesn't matter that you are you can make them anyways. I make asian jokes all the time and I'm white. I did grow up in a mainly asian area, best freinds are asian, ex wife is asian, and kids are part asian though. What? So you mean to tell me that the melting soup that I call my heritage (Jewish, European, latino, etc.) serves me no purpose in life other than having trouble filling out the stupid "ethnicity" section on questionnaires? And least when I thought it allows me to expand my joke portfolio, I could live in peace. Don't let the PC people fool you tell all the jokes you want More on. Edited by mr2tony 2013-03-06 2:00 PM |
| 2013-03-06 1:49 PM in reply to: #4648876 |
Pro 4313 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:47 PM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 1:15 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 11:12 AM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 2:05 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 10:31 AM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy) PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist It really doesn't matter that you are you can make them anyways. I make asian jokes all the time and I'm white. I did grow up in a mainly asian area, best freinds are asian, ex wife is asian, and kids are part asian though. What? So you mean to tell me that the melting soup that I call my heritage (Jewish, European, latino, etc.) serves me no purpose in life other than having trouble filling out the stupid "ethnicity" section on questionnaires? And least when I thought it allows me to expand my joke portfolio, I could live in peace. Don't let the PC people fool you tell all the jokes you want Way to go dipwad with your `Racism is funny!' bit, you kilt tan! More on. ETA.....well...took it down. Edited by bradleyd3 2013-03-06 1:52 PM |
| 2013-03-06 1:52 PM in reply to: #4648878 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! |
| 2013-03-06 2:00 PM in reply to: #4648878 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! |
| 2013-03-06 2:06 PM in reply to: #4648876 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! mr2tony - 2013-03-06 11:47 AM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 1:15 PM More on. Samyg - 2013-03-06 11:12 AM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 2:05 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 10:31 AM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy) PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist It really doesn't matter that you are you can make them anyways. I make asian jokes all the time and I'm white. I did grow up in a mainly asian area, best freinds are asian, ex wife is asian, and kids are part asian though. What? So you mean to tell me that the melting soup that I call my heritage (Jewish, European, latino, etc.) serves me no purpose in life other than having trouble filling out the stupid "ethnicity" section on questionnaires? And least when I thought it allows me to expand my joke portfolio, I could live in peace. Don't let the PC people fool you tell all the jokes you want Ya my bad I didn't think people are dumb enough to take anything I say seriously. |
| 2013-03-06 2:06 PM in reply to: #4648876 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! mr2tony - 2013-03-06 2:47 PM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 1:15 PM More on. Samyg - 2013-03-06 11:12 AM Big Appa - 2013-03-06 2:05 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 10:31 AM lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery. They saw a cockroach. Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them. if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy) PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist It really doesn't matter that you are you can make them anyways. I make asian jokes all the time and I'm white. I did grow up in a mainly asian area, best freinds are asian, ex wife is asian, and kids are part asian though. What? So you mean to tell me that the melting soup that I call my heritage (Jewish, European, latino, etc.) serves me no purpose in life other than having trouble filling out the stupid "ethnicity" section on questionnaires? And least when I thought it allows me to expand my joke portfolio, I could live in peace. Don't let the PC people fool you tell all the jokes you want
Racism - not funny. Race based humor - lots of it is ridiculously funny, if not some of the best humor, ever.
Blazing Saddles, SNL's Eddie Murphy & Joe Piscapo doing "Ebony & Ivory", anything with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in it, etc... |
| 2013-03-06 2:18 PM in reply to: #4648922 |
Pro 4313 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! cgregg - 2013-03-06 2:06 PM Racism - not funny. Race based humor - lots of it is ridiculously funny, if not some of the best humor, ever.
Blazing Saddles, SNL's Eddie Murphy & Joe Piscapo doing "Ebony & Ivory", anything with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in it, etc... Telling an off color joke between friends is perfectly fine by me. I make race jokes, sexual orientation jokes, and jokes about gender.....however, I know who I can and can't make those jokes in front of. I have a dear friend who is gay. We crack on each other all the time. Another good friend is pretty sensative about it, so I know I can't joke with him. Also....to mirror what Cord said....you can't take what I say seriously. I don't think any of us here would be that malicious or hurtful on purpose. But yeah.... *in my best Seinfeld voice* What's the deal with white people? |
| 2013-03-06 2:20 PM in reply to: #4648948 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! bradleyd3 - 2013-03-06 3:18 PM cgregg - 2013-03-06 2:06 PM Racism - not funny. Telling an off color joke between friends is perfectly fine by me. I make race jokes, sexual orientation jokes, and jokes about gender.....however, I know who I can and can't make those jokes in front of. I have a dear friend who is gay. We crack on each other all the time. Another good friend is pretty sensative about it, so I know I can't joke with him. Also....to mirror what Cord said....you can't take what I say seriously. I don't think any of us here would be that malicious or hurtful on purpose. But yeah.... *in my best Seinfeld voice* What's the deal with white people? Race based humor - lots of it is ridiculously funny, if not some of the best humor, ever.
Blazing Saddles, SNL's Eddie Murphy & Joe Piscapo doing "Ebony & Ivory", anything with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in it, etc... Don't worry. I don't think you have to worry about that
Yes, I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... |
| 2013-03-06 2:22 PM in reply to: #4648951 |
Pro 4313 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 2:20 PM I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... That's just ONE of the reasons no one likes you.....there are more.  |
| 2013-03-06 2:22 PM in reply to: #4648955 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! bradleyd3 - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 2:20 PM I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... That's just ONE of the reasons no one likes you.....there are more. Can I play the race card now? |
| 2013-03-06 2:23 PM in reply to: #4648951 |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 3:20 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-03-06 3:18 PM cgregg - 2013-03-06 2:06 PM Racism - not funny. Telling an off color joke between friends is perfectly fine by me. I make race jokes, sexual orientation jokes, and jokes about gender.....however, I know who I can and can't make those jokes in front of. I have a dear friend who is gay. We crack on each other all the time. Another good friend is pretty sensative about it, so I know I can't joke with him. Also....to mirror what Cord said....you can't take what I say seriously. I don't think any of us here would be that malicious or hurtful on purpose. But yeah.... *in my best Seinfeld voice* What's the deal with white people? Race based humor - lots of it is ridiculously funny, if not some of the best humor, ever.
Blazing Saddles, SNL's Eddie Murphy & Joe Piscapo doing "Ebony & Ivory", anything with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in it, etc... Don't worry. I don't think you have to worry about that
Yes, I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... I like you. Then again I am known to be a little off! |
| 2013-03-06 2:24 PM in reply to: #4648957 |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 2:20 PM I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... That's just ONE of the reasons no one likes you.....there are more. Can I play the race card now? OK First one to Disney buys the beer!!! Ready... Set.... Go! |
| 2013-03-06 2:24 PM in reply to: #4648957 |
Master 1780 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Have you noticed how, ever since Tony wanted to put restrictions on what we should discuss in TA, the women disappeared? Women don't like restrictions, especially those imposed by males.
And KAte makes her appearance as I am typing this Edited by Samyg 2013-03-06 2:25 PM |
| 2013-03-06 2:26 PM in reply to: #4648957 |
Pro 4313 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 2:22 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 2:20 PM I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... That's just ONE of the reasons no one likes you.....there are more. Can I play the race card now? It'll just give me more material to use....... |
| 2013-03-06 2:26 PM in reply to: #4648961 |
Master 2504 Southwest Iowa | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! trinnas - 2013-03-06 2:24 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 2:20 PM I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... That's just ONE of the reasons no one likes you.....there are more. Can I play the race card now? OK First one to Disney buys the beer!!! Ready... Set.... Go! You can race to Disney. Don't ever want to go there. But, I will sit down and have a good stout beer while you are all racing to Disney.
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| 2013-03-06 2:27 PM in reply to: #4648957 |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM bradleyd3 - 2013-03-06 3:22 PM Samyg - 2013-03-06 2:20 PM I know...This ^^^^ is why nobody likes me... That's just ONE of the reasons no one likes you.....there are more. Can I play the race card now?
Ugh.... fine! Just wipe the back of it off first, it's all wet.
For the record, it's TAN, I don't take ANYBODY in here seriously. |
| 2013-03-06 2:29 PM in reply to: #4648962 |
Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable! Samyg - 2013-03-06 3:24 PM Have you noticed how, ever since Tony wanted to put restrictions on what we should discuss in TA, the women disappeared? Women don't like restrictions, especially those imposed by males.
And KAte makes her appearance as I am typing this This is not strictly true. I have a very nice corset I will be wearing to the Renaissance Faire this year. I like it but it is rather restrictive. |
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