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 2004-08-20 8:27 AM in reply to: #48088 |
Expert  1279    Northern VA |  Subject: RE: ---King Arthur: I am your king! Woman: Well I didn't vote for you! King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king! Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! TAKE that all you pretender wannabes, so I cheated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gary Edited by glf33 2004-08-20 8:28 AM |
| 2004-08-20 8:33 AM in reply to: #48088 |
Champion 11641  Fairport, NY | Subject: RE: --- Never buy anything that comes with it's own allen wrench. |
| 2004-08-20 8:48 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1391 | Subject: RE: --- Rocky : I can't do it. Adrian : What? Rocky : I can't beat him. Adrian : Apollo? Rocky : Yeah. I been out there walkin' around, thinkin'. I mean, who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league. Adrian : What are we gonna do? Rocky : I don't know. Adrian : You worked so hard. Rocky : Yeah, that don't matter. 'Cause I was nobody before. Adrian : Don't say that. Rocky : Ah come on, Adrian, it's true. I was nobody. But that don't matter either, you know? 'Cause I was thinkin', it really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood. |
 2004-08-20 8:54 AM in reply to: #50790 |
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| 2004-08-20 9:03 AM in reply to: #48088 |
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| 2004-08-20 9:12 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1391 | Subject: RE: --- i might have cheated..but I have that last line by Rocky memorized by heart. I love that movie. |
| 2004-08-20 9:52 AM in reply to: #48088 |
Master 2447 Marietta, Ga | Subject: RE: --- I am a HAL 9000 Computer... |
| 2004-08-20 9:59 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Expert 751 Texarkana, TX | Subject: RE: --- OK, I've been on the sidelines on this one, but I can't resist any longer. FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMM! |
| 2004-08-20 10:07 AM in reply to: #50789 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- 500? |
| 2004-08-20 10:10 AM in reply to: #50835 |
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| 2004-08-20 10:18 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Expert 751 Texarkana, TX | Subject: RE: --- Apparently it's either about random movie quotes, mostly from The Princess Bride or any Monty Python movie; or Gary's need to have post number x, or whatever the current poster deems. It's like free assocation. Isn't this what The Internet was invented for? It's a hundred miles to Chicago, we have a half pack of cigarettes, and a full tank of gas. It's dark outside and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. |
| 2004-08-20 10:32 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1391 | Subject: RE: --- [Ron is lifting weights, and Veronica enters] Ron Burgundy : 1000, 1001, 1002, 1003. Wow, I can hardly lift my right arm I did so many. I don't know if you heard me, but I did over 1000. |
| 2004-08-20 10:35 AM in reply to: #50841 |
| Expert 786 Princeton, MN | Subject: RE: --- I wondered how long it was going to be before someone got my favourite Blues Brothers line into this... (it would've been cheating if I did it) ian |
| 2004-08-20 10:39 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1391 | Subject: RE: --- Tommy DeVito : How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the F*** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny. Henry Hill : Get the f*** outta here, Tommy. Tommy DeVito : Ha ha. I almost had you. |
| 2004-08-20 10:47 AM in reply to: #50856 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- Need to have a shite - Mickey the Pikey. |
| 2004-08-20 10:48 AM in reply to: #50805 |
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| 2004-08-20 10:51 AM in reply to: #50861 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- "Give me the case!" - Vinnie "FU, shoot me" - Cousin Avi "I will, I will shoot you!" - Vinnie "No, case to me or I shoot you." - Boris the Blade "FU too, you Russian F***! Shoot me! You would be doing me a favor!" |
| 2004-08-20 10:57 AM in reply to: #50867 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: --- The vet found half an undifested shoe, a squeeky toy, and an 84 carot diamond in its stomach.... So we took it to the man who knows about these things. Turkish: So, do you know someone who might be interested? Doug the head: I might "Viva Las Vegas" and cousin Avi is on the plane with a shot of booze.... |
| 2004-08-20 11:05 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 1391 | Subject: RE: --- Okay...this movie brings back a lot of memories. It's my favorite bad movie of all time. I actually remember going to see it at the movie theater with my dad and brother in 1980. The movie: Flash Gordon. Many unforgettable quotes: Flash: Flash Gordon. Quarterback. New York Jets. ------------------------ Dale Arden : Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth! ------------------------- Klytus : Bring me... the bore worms! Princess Aura : No! Not the bore worms! ------------------------- Princess Aura : Look! Water is leaking from her eyes. The Emperor Ming : It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness ------------------------ Princess Aura : But my father has never kept a vow in his life! Dale Arden : I can't help that, Aura. Keeping our word is one of the things that make us... better than you. ----------------------- Serving Girl : It has no name. Many brave men died to bring it here from the Galaxy of Pleasure... It will make your nights with Ming more... agreeable. Dale Arden : Will it make me forget? Serving Girl : No, but it will make you not mind remembering. ---------------------- Klytus : Should we stop the torture? The Emperor Ming : No Princess Aura : [Ming tells Klytus to continue the torture] Father! Damn you, Father! |
| 2004-08-20 11:18 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Elite Veteran 617 Roscoe, IL. | Subject: RE: --- General Ripper, " I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion,...and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids" |
| 2004-08-20 11:25 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Master 2447 Marietta, Ga | Subject: RE: --- Please allow myself to introduce myself... |
| 2004-08-20 11:25 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Expert 751 Texarkana, TX | Subject: RE: --- How can they possibly expect me to handle school on a day like this? |
| 2004-08-20 11:27 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Expert 1279 Northern VA | Subject: RE: --- Somewhere in the dark cavernous vaccuos space in my skull where a brain normally resides, I somehow thought that when this post hit 500 it would magically disappear - like the odometer on a car going from 99,000 miles to 100,000 miles (or for you newbies-to the world, not this site - 999,999 to 1,000,000 miles). But I digress, and heaven knows we wouldn't want that to happen here. Anyway as usual I was mistaken, or (according to the female segment of the human species) I, (like all males of the human species), was WRONG Bring me a bucket! Care for a wafer thin mint? ..... But its only paper thin ...... KABOOM! Is it Friday yet? |
| 2004-08-20 11:28 AM in reply to: #48088 |
| Elite Veteran 617 Roscoe, IL. | Subject: RE: --- Goldie,"Major Cong, message confirmed from base" Major Cong, "Well boys, I reckin' this is it, nucl'r combat, toe to toe with the Ruskies" |
| 2004-08-20 11:29 AM in reply to: #48088 |
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