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2012-08-29 1:23 PM
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trinnas - 2012-08-30 2:15 AM
TriAya - 2012-08-29 2:12 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-08-30 2:04 AM I go a little crazy-town if I forget to eat. I don't know how you guys do that!

Just if you forget to eat?

Oh, hi Salty!

Hi TAN!

Good Morning Your Royal Hotness, Yanti Doll, Treadmill Crusher, Taxi's Bane and Goddess of Melon Magnificence!

ALL HAIL THE HALLOWED HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HEALING YET LEFT HOOK HONEY HYPNOMELONS!

Actually, I have decided they are half-melons. They'd look pretty funny if they were whole melons, hanging off my chest on a plane tangent point.

How YOU doin'?



2012-08-29 1:26 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
Asalzwed - 2012-08-30 2:17 AM
TriAya - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-08-30 2:04 AM I go a little crazy-town if I forget to eat. I don't know how you guys do that!

Just if you forget to eat?

Oh, hi Salty!

Hi TAN!

Uh yeah. This beast needs fuggin' food! 

How are you, hot stuff? Make it home yet? 

YUP YUP YUP!

Fell asleep as soon as I got home. (shortly after 5pm) Woke up at 1:30am.

You have provoked the beast. I forked over $8 for a box of Post Frosted Shredded Wheat.

Good thing I have (a few) Pop Tarts to tide me over, too.

2012-08-29 1:27 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
TriAya - 2012-08-29 2:23 PM
trinnas - 2012-08-30 2:15 AM
TriAya - 2012-08-29 2:12 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-08-30 2:04 AM I go a little crazy-town if I forget to eat. I don't know how you guys do that!

Just if you forget to eat?

Oh, hi Salty!

Hi TAN!

Good Morning Your Royal Hotness, Yanti Doll, Treadmill Crusher, Taxi's Bane and Goddess of Melon Magnificence!

ALL HAIL THE HALLOWED HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HEALING YET LEFT HOOK HONEY HYPNOMELONS!

Actually, I have decided they are half-melons. They'd look pretty funny if they were whole melons, hanging off my chest on a plane tangent point.

How YOU doin'?

But you are always full on Melons to me!!!

I am starting to get a little stiff and sore now.  I almost wish I could go home and take a nap instead of going to the gym after work.  I need a good massage one of these days!

How is life treating you these days? Like Yummy Green Gum Drops I hope!

2012-08-29 1:28 PM
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2012-08-29 1:29 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:28 AM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:18 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:09 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 11:04 AM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 10:41 AM strive for 3 but usually it's 2 big ones

Dirty girl.

What? I find 2 big ones perfectly adequate for my needs.  Sometimes the 3rd one just makes me feel too full.

I say go for 5

Start running into logistical issues past 3, ya know

Exactly. 

HTFU

2012-08-29 1:30 PM
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TriAya - 2012-08-29 1:26 PM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-30 2:17 AM
TriAya - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-08-30 2:04 AM I go a little crazy-town if I forget to eat. I don't know how you guys do that!

Just if you forget to eat?

Oh, hi Salty!

Hi TAN!

Uh yeah. This beast needs fuggin' food! 

How are you, hot stuff? Make it home yet? 

YUP YUP YUP!

Fell asleep as soon as I got home. (shortly after 5pm) Woke up at 1:30am.

You have provoked the beast. I forked over $8 for a box of Post Frosted Shredded Wheat.

Good thing I have (a few) Pop Tarts to tide me over, too.

As have you. I thought of you at like 1 am, as you can see Wink

Glad you got the extra suitcase. I have another mug. If it didn't take 10 years to get there I'd send it to your mom to try and win her over.



2012-08-29 1:31 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 2:29 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:28 AM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:18 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:09 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 11:04 AM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 10:41 AM strive for 3 but usually it's 2 big ones

Dirty girl.

What? I find 2 big ones perfectly adequate for my needs.  Sometimes the 3rd one just makes me feel too full.

I say go for 5

Start running into logistical issues past 3, ya know

Exactly. 

HTFU

That's what she said!

2012-08-29 1:31 PM
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Seattle
Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:29 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:28 AM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:18 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:09 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 11:04 AM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 10:41 AM strive for 3 but usually it's 2 big ones

Dirty girl.

What? I find 2 big ones perfectly adequate for my needs.  Sometimes the 3rd one just makes me feel too full.

I say go for 5

Start running into logistical issues past 3, ya know

Exactly. 

HTFU

You HTFU and take anything above 3.

2012-08-29 1:31 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:31 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:29 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:28 AM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:18 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:09 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 11:04 AM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 10:41 AM strive for 3 but usually it's 2 big ones

Dirty girl.

What? I find 2 big ones perfectly adequate for my needs.  Sometimes the 3rd one just makes me feel too full.

I say go for 5

Start running into logistical issues past 3, ya know

Exactly. 

HTFU

You HTFU and take anything above 3.

I just like being one.

2012-08-29 1:33 PM
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2012-08-29 1:35 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:33 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 11:31 AM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:31 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:29 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:28 AM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:18 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:09 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 11:04 AM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 10:41 AM strive for 3 but usually it's 2 big ones

Dirty girl.

What? I find 2 big ones perfectly adequate for my needs.  Sometimes the 3rd one just makes me feel too full.

I say go for 5

Start running into logistical issues past 3, ya know

Exactly. 

HTFU

You HTFU and take anything above 3.

I just like being one.

So you just like to have one per day? 

One a day is fine but I like to eat a lot more than that.



2012-08-29 1:35 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:29 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:28 AM
Asalzwed - 2012-08-29 11:18 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 1:12 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 11:09 AM
Big Appa - 2012-08-29 11:04 AM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 10:41 AM strive for 3 but usually it's 2 big ones

Dirty girl.

What? I find 2 big ones perfectly adequate for my needs.  Sometimes the 3rd one just makes me feel too full.

I say go for 5

Start running into logistical issues past 3, ya know

Exactly. 

HTFU

This helps!



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2012-08-29 1:38 PM
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2012-08-29 1:39 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:38 PM I like turtles.

Me too. 

BUT they do not leave there shells to have sex to make turtle love.  The leave their shells on, both of them.  Silly but true.



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2012-08-29 1:39 PM
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2012-08-29 1:41 PM
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I need to lift and ride today.  But still SO sore from lifting the other day, it's hard to even sit on the toilet...

So I'm going to skip that and ride over lunch.  BRB.



2012-08-29 1:42 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:39 PM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:38 PM I like turtles.

Me too. 

BUT they do not leave there shells to have sex.  The leave their shells on, both of them.  Silly but true.



you've had relations with a turtle or was it some other testudine?


2012-08-29 1:44 PM
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bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:42 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:39 PM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:38 PM I like turtles.

Me too. 

BUT they do not leave there shells to have sex.  The leave their shells on, both of them.  Silly but true.

you've had relations with a turtle or was it some other testudine?

I watched turtle love making on discovery and for some strange and odd reason I pictured the turtles coming out of their shells to do it. 

It can take up to 6 hours for the male turtle to properly mount the female turtle.  She must hold very still.

2012-08-29 1:46 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:44 PM

bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:42 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:39 PM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:38 PM I like turtles.

Me too. 

BUT they do not leave there shells to have sex.  The leave their shells on, both of them.  Silly but true.

you've had relations with a turtle or was it some other testudine?

I watched turtle love making on discovery and for some strange and odd reason I pictured the turtles coming out of their shells to do it. 

It can take up to 6 hours for the male turtle to properly mount the female turtle.  She must hold very still.



Turtle porn......gigitty.....

6 hours is a long time. He must really want to hit that if it takes him 6 hours to mount up.


2012-08-29 1:49 PM
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bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:46 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:44 PM
bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:42 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:39 PM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:38 PM I like turtles.

Me too. 

BUT they do not leave there shells to have sex.  The leave their shells on, both of them.  Silly but true.

you've had relations with a turtle or was it some other testudine?

I watched turtle love making on discovery and for some strange and odd reason I pictured the turtles coming out of their shells to do it. 

It can take up to 6 hours for the male turtle to properly mount the female turtle.  She must hold very still.

Turtle porn......gigitty..... 6 hours is a long time. He must really want to hit that if it takes him 6 hours to mount up.

After 6 hours....it better be really GOOD!

2012-08-29 1:52 PM
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2012-08-29 1:54 PM
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2012-08-29 2:00 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:54 PM

NRG42 - 2012-08-29 11:49 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:46 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:44 PM
bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:42 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:39 PM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:38 PM I like turtles.

Me too. 

BUT they do not leave there shells to have sex.  The leave their shells on, both of them.  Silly but true.

you've had relations with a turtle or was it some other testudine?

I watched turtle love making on discovery and for some strange and odd reason I pictured the turtles coming out of their shells to do it. 

It can take up to 6 hours for the male turtle to properly mount the female turtle.  She must hold very still.

Turtle porn......gigitty..... 6 hours is a long time. He must really want to hit that if it takes him 6 hours to mount up.

After 6 hours....it better be really GOOD!

No kidding.  I don't think I could wait 6 seconds .. turtles are the pillars of patience.



Wonder if the female turtle ever loses patience and is like....f-this....I'll do it myself.

2012-08-29 2:02 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-08-29 2:52 PM
Kido - 2012-08-29 11:41 AM

I need to lift and ride today.  But still SO sore from lifting the other day, it's hard to even sit on the toilet...

So I'm going to skip that and ride over lunch.  BRB.

Ha.  I did bulgarian squats on Monday and my buttocks are sore to sit on.  Guess that means I did them right.  I have to do single stiff legged deadlifts tonight .. that's gonna just put more hurt on my poor delicate sore gluteus.

Oooh I feel for you!! Did deadlifts last night and my tushy is feeling it.

 

2012-08-29 2:03 PM
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bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 3:00 PM
Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:54 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 11:49 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:46 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:44 PM
bradleyd3 - 2012-08-29 1:42 PM
NRG42 - 2012-08-29 1:39 PM

Teejaay - 2012-08-29 1:38 PM I like turtles.

Me too. 

BUT they do not leave there shells to have sex.  The leave their shells on, both of them.  Silly but true.

you've had relations with a turtle or was it some other testudine?

I watched turtle love making on discovery and for some strange and odd reason I pictured the turtles coming out of their shells to do it. 

It can take up to 6 hours for the male turtle to properly mount the female turtle.  She must hold very still.

Turtle porn......gigitty..... 6 hours is a long time. He must really want to hit that if it takes him 6 hours to mount up.

After 6 hours....it better be really GOOD!

No kidding.  I don't think I could wait 6 seconds .. turtles are the pillars of patience.

Wonder if the female turtle ever loses patience and is like....f-this....I'll do it myself.

Doesn't slow and steady win the race?

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