TAN #177: Crazier than the Calgary STANpede ... (Page 24)

Not all that fun to chase a girl who had back surgery, too easy to catch!

I like the way you think

I tell you what, this very moment the only thing I want to do more than "talk" is go on a junk food binge.  I have been SO restrictive the last couple weeks and it's paid off, but I want to get a delux take-and-bake pizza from Sam's Club, a bottle of gingerale, a bottle of Burbon, and a half gallon of S'mores Icream right now...

Well I guess there is ONE other thing I would want to do more...  and that would burn calories.

snerk

We must have gotten our signals crossed.

I'm just saying, if you say "hi" to a guy on the strip, to him, it's not just "hi".  It's leaving the door WIDE open for flirting or being hit on or she wants to hook up.

A lot of the girls I know just don't say anything because if you smile or say hi it's "hey baby, what's up?  come over here and talk to me, can I buy you a drink?"

Oh, and count me with the clueless group.  I never ASSUMED a girl is into me.  They pretty much had to slap me in the face with it or come out and say it.  Nothing is more humiliating is assuming a girl is into you, try to make a move and get shot down...  I played safer than sorry.

We all have some redeeming qualities, I got afraid of the dark and whip cream lust going for me.

redi whip is low in calories and surprisingly filling. 

Drink a few shots of the bourban....and go from there.

EVERY TIME I got to Sam's Club, I put one of those meat lovers pies in my cart, roll around with it for a while, then put it back.  That's as close as I get.  BUT, the cravings are extraordinarily strong right now.

and sticky.  The last thing you need is stickage...   I prefer slippery.

OH, and I added that I'm clueless to the other post...  That's me.  Clueless.

Stickage kind of sounds good to me

with extra sauce?

Ok, I can leave.......sigh! 

Wish I have real friends to go out and play with.....later my BFFs

have fun...  I probably got 5 more min here then I'm taking off as well.

See everyone who's leaving in a couple of weeks. 

11 mile run - check

took family out for breakfast - check

cleaned two vehicles - check

took kids to the park for an hour of get (the crazies out) time - check

now rest up for family wedding tonight (cake and alcohol) yummy

lastly good morning TAN

Hi TAN. My Father-In-Law passed away this morning at home in his bed. Thank you all for your prayers, he is finally at peace again. RIP and thank you Milton Lee.

{{{MELON PRESS}}}

If you gotta go, at home in bed is the way to do it.

I'm really sorry.

When will you guys be going out to NM?