TAN #143 TANk Girl Rides Again. (Page 26)

So a guy goes up to this girl and tries to charm her by saying “Hey, I was going to tell you a joke about my “donk”… but it was too long.” The girl replies, “That’s funny. I was going to tell you a joke about my “kitty”…. But you’ll never get it.”

So a guy goes up to this girl and tries to charm her by saying “Hey, I was going to tell you a joke about my “donk”… but it was too long.” The girl replies, “That’s funny. I was going to tell you a joke about my “kitty”…. But you’ll never get it.”

Haha, nice.

Here's one for you science types out there.

Did you hear the one about the guy who cooled himself down to absolute zero?

Don't worry, he's 0K.

Haha, nice.

Here's one for you science types out there.

Did you hear the one about the guy who cooled himself down to absolute zero?

Don't worry, he's 0K.

I LOVE IT!

That is such a turn-on.

Even if the joke is not correct.

Afternoon TAN!  Only an hour to go til I'm free for the weekend! 

Hmmmm... what to do to keep myself entertained... ?

Afternoon TAN!  Only an hour to go til I'm free for the weekend! 

Hmmmm... what to do to keep myself entertained... ?

Did you hear the one about the guy who cooled himself down to absolute zero?

Don't worry, he's 0K.

Go on...

PLAY WITH ME! let's have a yummy bouncy all around flouncy {{TANGEMELONS SNUGGLE}} to start off ...

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.

*looks around and slowly raises hand?*

Hey Monica Got any crazy 2 races and huge bike ride planned for this weekend?

I love that one! It's my favorite one of all time! I was just about to open a thread with it ...

Very, VERY good idea!!!  Bouncy melon-y goodness sounds like the best way to start a weekend! 

And I also like to play. 

How quickly can you get on a plane for this play date? 

Thankfully no stupid plans for the weekend... just going to swim in duck poo pond (aka the Serpentine) on Saturday morning and then a loooooooooong bike ride on Sunday before starting my marathon training program on Monday.  Good times I tells ya!  Though it would be a LOT more fun if this effing wind would effing stop!  Whoever pizzed off Mother Nature should effing apologize already! 

I got more, open a thread

I did I did a few min ago shoot shoot shoot, I love all of 'em ... we have such wonderful hot nerds here in TAN.

Not quick enough

Sounds like a great plan! the marathon training sure will keep ya busy!

It's the same here. It's gotten nice, but SUPER windy. Like, before a huge storm kind of wind, but the rain never comes. kinda bizarre.

Lets see how many get my programming nerd joke

100% did not get it.

How about submission wrestling? I am positive it would be more fun than with my wetsuit.

But only if I can start on TOP!