TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?! (Page 27)
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-09-28 4:21 PM jclarke450 - 2012-09-28 3:40 PM Hey. Whoa. It's a brilliant suggestion! I'll keep is small. Call. Then put it out myself. And do the "whoopsie" thing when he shows up. From there it will move forward like a klassy romance novel. Teejaay - 2012-09-28 3:35 PM jclarke450 - 2012-09-28 3:29 PM I am gonna go with the sane suggestion, from a woman, of a small microwave fire. cgregg - 2012-09-28 3:16 PM 4agoodlife - 2012-09-28 6:06 PM Just ask if he'd come over because your kitty needs rescuing. Teejaay - 2012-09-28 2:54 PM lisac957 - 2012-09-28 2:44 PM Oooo. At this point I might have to set my house on fire to get him IN my house. He works at the station up the block. That seems extreme though. No? Teejaay - 2012-09-28 4:22 PM To shower or not shower before the gym? I'm just gonna get super nasty. But ....cute fire fighter boy has been doing the crossfit every time I am. Last night he got to roll out the back of my legs and glutes while straddling my calves. And all I could think of ...oh god I must stink ..instead of enjoying the moment. Quickie shower! Depends on the cuteness, and if you think your bewb plan will hook him. By the responses, there seems no doubt. Maybe just an oven/microwave fire for starters. Portable microwave could be put on the bathroom counter to expedite things. Like if a tree was stuck in her kitty.......Wait..I mean her kitty was stuck in a tree First, she is hardly sane! Second, if I ever have a small microwave fire at my house that has to be extinguished by the fire department I am getting a divorce! I am having a hard time getting the kitchen scene from "Ms Doubtfire" out of my head. Chest area of clothing on fire with a look of panic on Robin Williams face and smoldering boobage! |
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Elite![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-09-28 7:21 PM jclarke450 - 2012-09-28 3:40 PM Hey. Whoa. It's a brilliant suggestion! I'll keep is small. Call. Then put it out myself. And do the "whoopsie" thing when he shows up. From there it will move forward like a klassy romance novel. Teejaay - 2012-09-28 3:35 PM jclarke450 - 2012-09-28 3:29 PM I am gonna go with the sane suggestion, from a woman, of a small microwave fire. cgregg - 2012-09-28 3:16 PM 4agoodlife - 2012-09-28 6:06 PM Just ask if he'd come over because your kitty needs rescuing. Teejaay - 2012-09-28 2:54 PM lisac957 - 2012-09-28 2:44 PM Oooo. At this point I might have to set my house on fire to get him IN my house. He works at the station up the block. That seems extreme though. No? Teejaay - 2012-09-28 4:22 PM To shower or not shower before the gym? I'm just gonna get super nasty. But ....cute fire fighter boy has been doing the crossfit every time I am. Last night he got to roll out the back of my legs and glutes while straddling my calves. And all I could think of ...oh god I must stink ..instead of enjoying the moment. Quickie shower! Depends on the cuteness, and if you think your bewb plan will hook him. By the responses, there seems no doubt. Maybe just an oven/microwave fire for starters. Portable microwave could be put on the bathroom counter to expedite things. Like if a tree was stuck in her kitty.......Wait..I mean her kitty was stuck in a tree First, she is hardly sane! Second, if I ever have a small microwave fire at my house that has to be extinguished by the fire department I am getting a divorce! Just put a candle in the microwave to give it that "authentic smokey look". What could go wrong? |
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Extreme Veteran![]() ![]() | ![]() Ok, what am I missing?? guessing this is a post building exercise?....thought my newbness was crusting over but now I'm stumped... Patsy |
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Master![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() PatsyID - 2012-09-30 10:00 AM Exactly.Ok, what am I missing?? guessing this is a post building exercise?....thought my newbness was crusting over but now I'm stumped... Patsy |
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Melon Presser![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Buckshot - 2012-10-01 12:49 AM PatsyID - 2012-09-30 10:00 AM Exactly.Ok, what am I missing?? guessing this is a post building exercise?....thought my newbness was crusting over but now I'm stumped... Patsy MARKSWEETNESSANDLIGHT! No, my dear. Those are not the bits that got waxed. |
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() cgregg - 2012-09-28 7:47 PM They probably send the old, fat guy to deal with the small stuff. Something to think about. The only foolproof plan offered so far is Tony's.Teejaay - 2012-09-28 7:21 PM Just put a candle in the microwave to give it that "authentic smokey look".What could go wrong?jclarke450 - 2012-09-28 3:40 PM Hey. Whoa. It's a brilliant suggestion! I'll keep is small. Call. Then put it out myself. And do the "whoopsie" thing when he shows up. From there it will move forward like a klassy romance novel. Teejaay - 2012-09-28 3:35 PM jclarke450 - 2012-09-28 3:29 PM I am gonna go with the sane suggestion, from a woman, of a small microwave fire. cgregg - 2012-09-28 3:16 PM 4agoodlife - 2012-09-28 6:06 PM Just ask if he'd come over because your kitty needs rescuing. Teejaay - 2012-09-28 2:54 PM lisac957 - 2012-09-28 2:44 PM Oooo. At this point I might have to set my house on fire to get him IN my house. He works at the station up the block. That seems extreme though. No? Teejaay - 2012-09-28 4:22 PM To shower or not shower before the gym? I'm just gonna get super nasty. But ....cute fire fighter boy has been doing the crossfit every time I am. Last night he got to roll out the back of my legs and glutes while straddling my calves. And all I could think of ...oh god I must stink ..instead of enjoying the moment. Quickie shower! Depends on the cuteness, and if you think your bewb plan will hook him. By the responses, there seems no doubt. Maybe just an oven/microwave fire for starters. Portable microwave could be put on the bathroom counter to expedite things. Like if a tree was stuck in her kitty.......Wait..I mean her kitty was stuck in a tree First, she is hardly sane! Second, if I ever have a small microwave fire at my house that has to be extinguished by the fire department I am getting a divorce! Edited by ScudRunner 2012-09-30 12:44 PM |
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Extreme Veteran![]() ![]() | ![]() TriAya - 2012-09-30 10:54 AM Buckshot - 2012-10-01 12:49 AM PatsyID - 2012-09-30 10:00 AM Exactly.Ok, what am I missing?? guessing this is a post building exercise?....thought my newbness was crusting over but now I'm stumped... Patsy MARKSWEETNESSANDLIGHT! No, my dear. Those are not the bits that got waxed.
Hmmm, ok, just walked in the door, will be leaving again hitting the pool to swim in but not pee in and will be doing so with unwaxed legs and bits. Patsy |
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Master![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() TriAya - 2012-09-30 11:54 AM Buckshot - 2012-10-01 12:49 AM PatsyID - 2012-09-30 10:00 AM Exactly.Ok, what am I missing?? guessing this is a post building exercise?....thought my newbness was crusting over but now I'm stumped... Patsy MARKSWEETNESSANDLIGHT! No, my dear. Those are not the bits that got waxed. Yanti, Yanti, Yanti. |
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Good monring TAN 2 hrs in the office and 9+ hrs of driving to look forward today. I am really happy about it too! |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() lonoscurse - 2012-10-01 5:01 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-01 7:01 AM Good morning TAN Morning Cord, sup? Nada just another day of work. My stab wound is healing nicely and my Bears will beat the cowgirls tonight so it should be an ok day. How U B? |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-10-01 8:22 AM lonoscurse - 2012-10-01 5:01 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-01 7:01 AM Good morning TAN Morning Cord, sup? Nada just another day of work. My stab wound is healing nicely and my Bears will beat the cowgirls tonight so it should be an ok day. How U B? stab wound? what the heck did i miss? |
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Master![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Morning TAN.
Someone please tell me why the drug problem is so bad in the US. The facility I run was broken into and they stole tools and lab supplies and lab chemicals, stuff they tell me is used to make METH.
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() flip18436572 - 2012-10-01 8:30 AM Morning TAN.
Someone please tell me why the drug problem is so bad in the US. The facility I run was broken into and they stole tools and lab supplies and lab chemicals, stuff they tell me is used to make METH.
because someone is making good money off of it? you have methylamine where you work? (i watch too much breaking bad) |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mehaner - 2012-10-01 5:29 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-01 8:22 AM lonoscurse - 2012-10-01 5:01 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-01 7:01 AM Good morning TAN Morning Cord, sup? Nada just another day of work. My stab wound is healing nicely and my Bears will beat the cowgirls tonight so it should be an ok day. How U B? stab wound? what the heck did i miss? I stabbed my thumb with my knife while trying to multitask and watch football. Yes I am smrt. Luckily it missed the tendons and meat but it just slice open my skin wide enough where I could see into my hand like when you’re skinning an animal. It was cool and eww at the same time. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-10-01 8:38 AM mehaner - 2012-10-01 5:29 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-01 8:22 AM lonoscurse - 2012-10-01 5:01 AM Big Appa - 2012-10-01 7:01 AM Good morning TAN Morning Cord, sup? Nada just another day of work. My stab wound is healing nicely and my Bears will beat the cowgirls tonight so it should be an ok day. How U B? stab wound? what the heck did i miss? I stabbed my thumb with my knife while trying to multitask and watch football. Yes I am smrt. Luckily it missed the tendons and meat but it just slice open my skin wide enough where I could see into my hand like when you’re skinning an animal. It was cool and eww at the same time. here i thought you were in a bar fight or something extra ridiculous, haha. i don't mess around when i'm working with knives, i'd be pretty likely to do the same thing...or worse. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mehaner - 2012-10-01 5:49 AM here i thought you were in a bar fight or something extra ridiculous, haha. i don't mess around when i'm working with knives, i'd be pretty likely to do the same thing...or worse. No bar fight just working on painting my girls room while trying to watch football. |
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Pro![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Morning TAN.... Tonight.....my predictions....The Rangers will finish off the A's and secure Home Field by winning the West. And The Cowboys are going to treat the Bears like a bunch of red-headed step children and whip the poo outta them. Cowboys 24 - Bears 10. |
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Master![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mehaner - 2012-10-01 7:31 AM flip18436572 - 2012-10-01 8:30 AM Morning TAN.
Someone please tell me why the drug problem is so bad in the US. The facility I run was broken into and they stole tools and lab supplies and lab chemicals, stuff they tell me is used to make METH.
because someone is making good money off of it? you have methylamine where you work? (i watch too much breaking bad) Some of the acids we use to change the pH of our plating chemicals to do different tests is what I was told they are stealing. Then they go and steal anhydrous ammonia from the farmers tanks.
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