July Tri Challenge Smack Talk Thread (Page 3)

Where do you figure strike 3, when I've got over 6 times as many bike miles as you?  I presume you went to a public school?

Obviously not - my goal is good solid training.

No - ducks don't look good in pink.

Did you get that line from Bill O'Reilly?

Ok Joe, gotta give a brother his due, you are were the smack-talkingist piece 'o junk here, but back up, the champ is here!

I am impressed with your "mileage". You're doing pretty good for a guy with a piano hooked to his a$$! Wanna talk a little smack, c'mon over..................

GO TENS!!!!!!!

ps. nice little ducky.....so "cute". I betcha it tastes good with orange sauce.....

Nice avatar - what is that?  Looks like you had bike problems, and didn't hit T2 until after sunset...

To quote Russell Crowe, as Maximus, in Gladiator:

Are you not entertained?  ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

I hereby retire from the smack-talk arena, with nary a scratch on me.  Team Hoss, I can scratch of that smack-talk goal on my list - mission accomplished!

That's right, scurry off with your tail between your legs as the big dog shows up. Your attempts at humor were almost as intelligent as bringing a spoon to a gun fight.

I see that you had plenty of time to sit at your computer, attempting to come up with some semi-humorous banter, while I was out logging miles. Sad. So sad.

Anyone else want to try and take a poke? 

I don't start the fights. I finish them. JUST BRING IT!!!

GO TENS!!!!!!!!!!

You can't take all the credit, duckman. I showed up and everyone (you included) ran away.

All afraid..........too bad.

"Ran away" - that's a good one.  At least I'm making my goals this month, and don't have to include any race mileage.  Are you ever going to fix your avatar?  Or is that you riding into a cave?

Courtney - I saw your note in the 'hotties' thread.  Unfortunately, waiting might not be an option, since we are both taken.    But it's nice to see you're finally in double-digits on your bike!  Lemme know when you hit triple-digits...

I find it kinda arrogant naming a team after myself (cuddly lions, or something like that). Too bad you're bring up the rear.

Is your bike fixed yet, Courtney? It must still be in the shop with your numbers......

ah, great retort!

that's it, scurry off like the others.

Brent, just a guess, but you're single, aren't you?  I ask, because you probably shouldn't talk smack to a chick that's done almost TWICE as much swimming as you have this month...

Boys will be boys, but don't mess with this Lucky Lancer chickie who has more bike miles then the two of you boys put together.

Team 7 is just like their namesake.  Taking home the YELLOW jersey!!!!!

Go Lance!!!!!!!

Oh, I won't mess with you.  I'd be afraid to slow my bike down that much to even try.  How do you stay balanced at those slow speeds?  I guess it's a good thing you bought that new helmet...

LOL Hey I'm 51, and I lack testerone, so what's your problem?. :-Þ  Besides I was sandbagging on my speed.