Subject: RE: Headless Horsemen Team Threadcayrip - 2008-10-02 2:48 PM apw0397 - 2008-10-02 1:24 PM meherczeg - 2008-10-02 12:26 PM hey horseys i just went for a run on my lunch break...cut short by...how to put this delicately...digestive issues? I prefer the term bathroomus interuptus. I don't know how many times this has happened to me but I should have been arrested for some of the things I have left in people's front yards... Well...um, hopefully they just think it's doggy doo, shovel it into a plastic shopping bag and throw it into the outside trash receptacle... They probably pick up the phone and complain to the neighbor with the stray dog... I only had ONE incident. Two years ago. Had a long run (13 miles) at the end of summer and felt that I needed to take care of business, so I re-routed my run so I could pass by a park restroom. Got to the park restroom and REALLY had to go. Went to open the restroom door and IT WAS LOCKED! Who locks a park restroom door on a Saturday afternoon?! Well, obviously my body was already autonomically prepared to complete the deed. Luckily there were some bushes about 30 feet away. Ick. |