Dumbest song EVER... (Page 3)

That song completely BLOWS!  Is it supposed to be some kind of joke or satire?  The "music" sucks, the singing or rapping or whatever it is sucks and the lyrics are terrible!  If it is supposed to be a joke, it's a poor attempt at one.

"They treat me really nicely, they buy me all these ice-ys."

Sounds like a 3rd grader trying to write a poem for the first time.  Hmmmm...what ryhmes with nicely...oh, I know....ICE-YS!

courtney_leone - 2005-12-03 2:08 PM Okay, Vanilla Ice rocks! Ice Ice Baby is a cult hit! He even won a contest back in the summer on some show on NBC. Its so bad, its good Same with Safety Dance. I love the part that goes, "S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F E-E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-Y..."

'Whip It' has a special place in my heart. Once on a long car trip that song came on the radio and I sang it and did the whip motions and my dad thought it was hysterical. Plus, its got a pretty good beat, right??

The beat is David Bowie's beat.

You're both from Texas, right?

OK I have it, I won. I thought of this song this morning while I was in the shower having my morning pee.

Brand New Key

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes .. but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

The Motorcycle Song 
words and music by Arlo Guthrie

CHORUS:
I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy...cle

It was late last night the other day
I thought I'd go up and see Ray
So l went up and I saw Ray
There was only one thing Ray could say, was:

I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy...cle

(I bet even Arlo would agree that he was too high when he wrote this song.  
You can get away with that when your father is a musical genius.)

Hey what about that song from Todd ruddgrund

I dont want to work

I ust want to bang on the drums all day....