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 2014-04-17 12:13 PM in reply to: blueyedbikergirl |
New user  410 |  Subject: RE: things that should never have been inventedOriginally posted by blueyedbikergirl Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Comet wow! Ouch! Originally posted by switch It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? Ha! My ex is a firefighter and one of the first medical calls he went to was for "foreign body in rectum" and when they got there, the guy had put a MASON JAR up there. Not knowing what to do, he went back to the chief who was still sitting in the truck who told him "okay, the SOP for this kind of thing..." Wait... there's a SOP for this?? Yep, there's a hardening foam they spray into the mason jar (if they can reach it) with a hook sticking out of the end for easy removal once they get the person to the hospital.
This just gets better and better! |
| 2014-04-17 12:18 PM in reply to: switch |
New user 410 | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner? Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? Well the excuse is generally that it 'just happened' as in I fell on this _______ However I think it is invention as in using things 'off label' Top 3: Vegetable, squash to be specific. Not the intended purpose and I am a vegetarian saying that Glass candle jar as in wide bottom Huge huge huge toys, like you would expect to perhaps be used in the larger more pliable point of entry. Perhaps these could be enjoyed in moderation but vigorous use is not recommended. Personally, I will try many things....Butt........ |
| 2014-04-17 12:26 PM in reply to: Chunga |
Elite 3091    Spokane, WA | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going. |
| 2014-04-17 12:30 PM in reply to: TriMyBest |
Pro 6838  Tejas | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by TriMyBest Slot head screws.
My grandfather used to say that they should dig up whoever invented them and shoot him.
X2 - They should ban the continued manufacturing of these evil bastages. |
| 2014-04-17 1:30 PM in reply to: TriMyBest |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by TriMyBest Totally agree!Slot head screws.
My grandfather used to say that they should dig up whoever invented them and shoot him.
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| 2014-04-17 1:33 PM in reply to: zed707 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by zed707 Sometimes it just needs a little nudge I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going.  |
| 2014-04-17 1:36 PM in reply to: Chunga |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by Chunga SOP! Jeeeeeeeeeezus. I'm trying to imagine how long I would wait and what I would attempt before making that call. Did your ex ever lose his composure. I mean, mason jar? Good lord! I thought fists sounded scary. Originally posted by blueyedbikergirl This just gets better and better!Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Comet wow! Ouch! Originally posted by switch It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? Ha! My ex is a firefighter and one of the first medical calls he went to was for "foreign body in rectum" and when they got there, the guy had put a MASON JAR up there. Not knowing what to do, he went back to the chief who was still sitting in the truck who told him "okay, the SOP for this kind of thing..." Wait... there's a SOP for this?? Yep, there's a hardening foam they spray into the mason jar (if they can reach it) with a hook sticking out of the end for easy removal once they get the person to the hospital.
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| 2014-04-17 1:38 PM in reply to: Chunga |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by Chunga Mary, posts like this are why you and I are going to meet in person one day! Originally posted by switch Well the excuse is generally that it 'just happened' as in I fell on this _______However I think it is invention as in using things 'off label'Top 3:Vegetable, squash to be specific. Not the intended purpose and I am a vegetarian saying thatGlass candle jar as in wide bottomHuge huge huge toys, like you would expect to perhaps be used in the larger more pliable point of entry.Perhaps these could be enjoyed in moderation but vigorous use is not recommended.Personally, I will try many things....Butt........Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner? Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of? |
| 2014-04-17 1:45 PM in reply to: switch |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Originally posted by zed707 Sometimes it just needs a little nudge I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going. need more than a nudge to get a mason jar in there, i'm thinking. |
| 2014-04-17 1:51 PM in reply to: 0 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by mehaner No doubt. I'm guessing you don't go zero-to-mason jar. There'd be a progression, no? Originally posted by switch Originally posted by zed707 Sometimes it just needs a little nudge I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going. need more than a nudge to get a mason jar in there, i'm thinking. Serious question: can a rectum function normally after an object that large has been there? I'm not usually one to judge people's fettishes, but it's hard to imagine voluntarily signing up for the short-term, literal, PITA and the long term issues. No sex is worth irreversible anal leakage. |
| 2014-04-17 1:56 PM in reply to: 0 |
Pro 6520 Bellingham, WA | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Originally posted by mehaner No doubt. I'm guessing you don't go zero-to-mason jar. There'd be a progression, no?Originally posted by switch Originally posted by zed707 Sometimes it just needs a little nudge I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going. need more than a nudge to get a mason jar in there, i'm thinking. Serious question: can a rectum function normally after an object that large has been there? I'm not usually one to judge people's fettishes, but it's hard to imagine voluntarily signing up for the short-term, literal, PITA and the long term issues. No sex is worth irreversible anal leakage. How in the world do you get Barney and irreversible anal leakage in the same thread? Edited by popsracer 2014-04-17 1:57 PM |
| 2014-04-17 2:00 PM in reply to: popsracer |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by popsracer That's pure thread beauty right there, Steve. Don't deny it. Originally posted by switch Originally posted by mehaner No doubt. I'm guessing you don't go zero-to-mason jar. There'd be a progression, no?Originally posted by switch Originally posted by zed707 Sometimes it just needs a little nudge I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going. need more than a nudge to get a mason jar in there, i'm thinking. Serious question: can a rectum function normally after an object that large has been there? I'm not usually one to judge people's fettishes, but it's hard to imagine voluntarily signing up for the short-term, literal, PITA and the long term issues. No sex is worth irreversible anal leakage. How in the world do you get Barney and irreversible anal leakage in the same thread? |
| 2014-04-17 3:50 PM in reply to: switch |
Pro 6520 Bellingham, WA | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented I have an ex-ER nurse on my staff so I had to ask. screwdriver plastic lid from can of hairspray - Should have used the other end I guess. I'm a pretty conservative guy so she kind of looked at me like. "ahh, why do you want to know that?" I just had to chuckle. |
| 2014-04-17 4:13 PM in reply to: popsracer |
Extreme Veteran 1001 Highlands Ranch, Colorado | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by popsracer Originally posted by briderdt Skinny jeans. Barney. Most every Disney sit-com-for-kids ever made. The Ford Explorer Sport-Trac. Rap.
Barney was on my short list too. As were teletubbies, care bears, and my little ponies. Smurfs can stay You forgot to add The Wiggles to that list! Every once and awhile I curse to myself after I realize that I was humming one of their songs. My daughters used to play their show over and over..... |
| 2014-04-17 5:25 PM in reply to: 0 |
Pro 6011 Camp Hill, Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by Chunga Originally posted by switch Well the excuse is generally that it 'just happened' as in I fell on this _______ However I think it is invention as in using things 'off label' Top 3: Vegetable, squash to be specific. Not the intended purpose and I am a vegetarian saying that Glass candle jar as in wide bottom Huge huge huge toys, like you would expect to perhaps be used in the larger more pliable point of entry. Perhaps these could be enjoyed in moderation but vigorous use is not recommended. Personally, I will try many things....Butt........ Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge. Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"? Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm. Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?
Edited by TriMyBest 2014-04-17 5:28 PM |
| 2014-04-18 5:48 AM in reply to: TriMyBest |
Expert 1244 | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by TriMyBest your grandpa was right, those suck!Slot head screws.
My grandfather used to say that they should dig up whoever invented them and shoot him.
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| 2014-04-18 9:14 AM in reply to: switch |
| New user 900 , | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Originally posted by popsracer That's pure thread beauty right there, Steve. Don't deny it. Originally posted by switch Originally posted by mehaner No doubt. I'm guessing you don't go zero-to-mason jar. There'd be a progression, no?Originally posted by switch Originally posted by zed707 Sometimes it just needs a little nudge I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going. need more than a nudge to get a mason jar in there, i'm thinking. Serious question: can a rectum function normally after an object that large has been there? I'm not usually one to judge people's fettishes, but it's hard to imagine voluntarily signing up for the short-term, literal, PITA and the long term issues. No sex is worth irreversible anal leakage. How in the world do you get Barney and irreversible anal leakage in the same thread? There were times when my children were small that I wanted to take Barney and shove it up the azz if its creator. Come to think of it I still do. |
| 2014-04-18 10:22 AM in reply to: switch |
New user 410 | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Mary, posts like this are why you and I are going to meet in person one day! [ Elesa, I think this is mandatory! |
| 2014-04-18 10:29 AM in reply to: switch |
New user 410 | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch[/ Serious question: can a rectum function normally after an object that large has been there? I'm not usually one to judge people's fettishes, but it's hard to imagine voluntarily signing up for the short-term, literal, PITA and the long term issues. No sex is worth irreversible anal leakage. I would think that if you do enough damage to a sphincter you are going to have problems that require medical intervention. Steep price to pay. At minimum I don't see how a mason jar would not cause tearing yikes. |
| 2014-04-18 11:05 AM in reply to: popsracer |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by popsracer I have an ex-ER nurse on my staff so I had to ask. screwdriver plastic lid from can of hairspray - Should have used the other end I guess. I'm a pretty conservative guy so she kind of looked at me like. "ahh, why do you want to know that?" I just had to chuckle. Steve, two questions: 1) Did the nurse happen to mention how a screwdriver gets stuck? I found myself thinking about this on my run, and I can't figure it out. 2) Is she looking at you differently today? :)
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| 2014-04-18 11:07 AM in reply to: Chunga |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by Chunga Originally posted by switch[/ Serious question: can a rectum function normally after an object that large has been there? I'm not usually one to judge people's fettishes, but it's hard to imagine voluntarily signing up for the short-term, literal, PITA and the long term issues. No sex is worth irreversible anal leakage. I would think that if you do enough damage to a sphincter you are going to have problems that require medical intervention. Steep price to pay. At minimum I don't see how a mason jar would not cause tearing yikes. Exactly! What possesses people to think sticking glass in their azz is a good idea? Lightbulb? Mason jar? Dang. |
| 2014-04-18 11:08 AM in reply to: NXS |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by NXS Originally posted by switch There were times when my children were small that I wanted to take Barney and shove it up the azz if its creator. Come to think of it I still do. Originally posted by popsracer That's pure thread beauty right there, Steve. Don't deny it. Originally posted by switch Originally posted by mehaner No doubt. I'm guessing you don't go zero-to-mason jar. There'd be a progression, no?Originally posted by switch Originally posted by zed707 Sometimes it just needs a little nudge :) I never in a million years would have guessed the direction this thread has ended up going. need more than a nudge to get a mason jar in there, i'm thinking. Serious question: can a rectum function normally after an object that large has been there? I'm not usually one to judge people's fettishes, but it's hard to imagine voluntarily signing up for the short-term, literal, PITA and the long term issues. No sex is worth irreversible anal leakage. How in the world do you get Barney and irreversible anal leakage in the same thread? Hilarious! |
| 2014-04-18 12:20 PM in reply to: 0 |
Pro 6520 Bellingham, WA | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by switch Originally posted by popsracer I have an ex-ER nurse on my staff so I had to ask. screwdriver plastic lid from can of hairspray - Should have used the other end I guess. I'm a pretty conservative guy so she kind of looked at me like. "ahh, why do you want to know that?" I just had to chuckle. Steve, two questions: 1) Did the nurse happen to mention how a screwdriver gets stuck? I found myself thinking about this on my run, and I can't figure it out. 2) Is she looking at you differently today?
Apparently, it just worked it's way further and further in until, oops. oh no,...its gone. Nah, she knows me too well. While I'm pretty conservative, I'm not judgemental and I like to joke around a lot. Edited by popsracer 2014-04-18 12:21 PM |
| 2014-04-18 4:54 PM in reply to: popsracer |
Veteran 495 Calgary | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Not really trying to take this in an environmental direction. Thinking more along the line that some inventions aren't better than an older, simpler device. Bottled water. (Use the tap.) Leaf blowers. (A rake.) Compact flourescent bulbs. (Incandescent bulbs.) |
| 2014-04-18 5:22 PM in reply to: donw |
Member 2689 Denver, CO | Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented Originally posted by donw Not really trying to take this in an environmental direction. Thinking more along the line that some inventions aren't better than an older, simpler device. Bottled water. (Use the tap.) Leaf blowers. (A rake.) Compact flourescent bulbs. (Incandescent bulbs.) Yes yes yes on the leaf blowers!!! Those things annoy me to no end. |
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