HILDEKQ'S Magnificently Motivational Mentor Group - CLOSED (Page 32)

I'm in!

Too cool for words.  Dog collars, tee shirts, cook-out....Can't wait, Indy is a really nice town (I've been there on business trips).   I'll put a post-it on June 18.  And hope it works out for everyone.

Excellent!!!  I've informed the wifey of our June Eagle Creek Tri plans....she shook her head and smiled.  I think that is approval...it was a kinda - your crazy look..haha...By the way, I get that all the time.  Funny story I just thought of.

So I was in the market for a mannequin head with glass eyes....No, not the round mouth kind....although that has unique possibilities too.  Anyhow, I found my beauty on Ebay and ordered the mannequin head with real human hair....a beauty for sure.  I was gunna surprise the wife and put the mannequin head in the refrigerator when I received it...kinda a nice surprise.  I though she would really think that was cool!!!  Well, I forgot I ordered it...kinda...and around dinner time my wife asks....is there anything you want to tell me lately???  UHM...no, I have no idea why you would ask that question.  She said what the hell kinds of things are you ordering these days???  I was a bit stymied by such a question....Then she blurted out.....What the hell are you doing to do with a mannequin head....hahah...I started LMAO!!!  She found the entry in the bank account...she looked at me like I'd joined the circus....Of course I came back that I was trying to replace her and always wanted a red head....she was getting a little purturbed at this point.....So I had to come clean and say she is a photographic model to experiment with lighting....and that's the truth....she was relieved....until I put her on the pillow in the middle of our bed before bed time...hehe...She's never slept without Gertrude since then.....hehehe....See today is our anniversary....21 years of being amigos......poor girl is so screwed up to stay with me.....It must be all the hot steamy sex I've provided over the years.....a sexual servant.....hahaha.....I'm sure she'd agree!!!  LMAO

Oh yeah, check this out..for our anniversary...I cooked this up all on my own...  Arranged MIL to get kids Friday night and keep them till Sunday morning....The rest is all a surprise.......So after work Friday we are going to the horse track to watch some live horse racing and have a seafood feast at a restaurant in the casino next door....crab legs...we love crab legs... Then home for some hot steamy....you know the 21 year kind.....30 seconds and I'll be asleep...haha...Then we wake up Saturday morning I'm gunna cook her an awesome omelet with all her favorites.  Then I'll drive her to this awesome spa in the country for a 5 hour spa day....We will get massages, gourmet lunch then manicures and pedicures.......and be treated like royalty.  She will love this...and I'm man enough to say I love the spa too!!!!  After the day at the spa we'll go home and probably nap (yeah, nap - that's it) We'll go have a Thai dinner..yum yum and then I have theater tickets for an 8 o'clock showing!!!  Finish the play and go home for a nice finale to our weekend and then get the kids Sunday morning....sound like fun????  I hope she loves the surprise.  I need lots of points...this should get me a few!!  HMMMM....

WOW! Do you give husband "how to" lessons. Your wife is lucky to have such a fabulous anniversary weekend surprise coming her way. So, where does P90X fit into all of these plans...???...LOL! I hope you have a great time!

Good question...I haven't figured that one out yet.....hmmmm...we'll see. 

No problem...just more opportunity for me to pull ahead in the contest...we all know bodybuilding is better than P90X anyway! (hehe!)

Wilson, I never thought I'd say this, but your wife is a lucky woman! You should rack up some major brownie points this weekend- that you can cash in for our weekend of mayhem in June!!

Wilson -

What a great weekend!  Your wife will love it!!!! Take the weekend off from the workouts and enjoy yourself.

Sounds like an awesome weekend!  Maybe my husband could take some pointers? hmmmm    

Actually I'll brag on my husband a bit.  My ex-husband (my daughter's dad) is dying of colon cancer.  He has been living with my daughter for the past 4 months during this process.  My husband, who is a pharmacist, has helped my daughter with medication questions and adjusting his pain medicine (before he was placed on hospice two weeks ago).  And he's visited with him and took pictures of them both at our recent tri.  When the hospice social worker asked my daughter what my husband thought of how supportive I was being through this whole thing, she gushed about him saying how wonderful he had been too and what a great guy he was!  Then when she was telling me about it, she said, "I don't know what my problem was when you got remarried, he's turned out to be the best thing for all of us!"  (She was a pouty 15 year old when we married and wasn't in favor of it.)   Not quite the weekend Wilson has planned, but just what my kids need (and me too) at this point in our lives.  BTW, he did a surprise weekend once for my 50th birthday.   It's was great!

WHAT??!  You guys haven't heard about the SECRET P90X DVD???  "Kama Sutra ExtremeX"??!  I sure hope Wilson plans to practice this one UPSTAIRS and not in the basement torture chamber! 

I just about choked on my coffee with that comment...

Hilde, you have a sick and twisted mind... I really like that about you! 

Hilde, you made me spit water on the computer and it came out of my nose too! You crack me up!

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

I do so adore this group!

Wilson, your wife is a lucky woman indeed: hope you both enjoy your wonderful weekend! As for our wonderful weekend next June, the prospect's getting better and better by the day!

you got it Hilde...the secret one....only 60 minutes of extreme X - X-rated torture!!!!  YEAH!!!!  After midnight all the belly turns into.........#$#@!$@! and I become the "human dart"........did I say HUGE human dart..haha..LMAO! 

Hilde, you are just NOT RIGHT!!!!!  I love that about you and the rest of this twisted group...How and the hell did it just happen to work out that all the cool, twisted, perverted, crazy people are right here....Hilde, our kool-aid leader, has very special powers......hehe.  For the rendezvous in June you'll have to have a tiara or another studded leather feature to separate you from your followers...

Hey, I've been thinking about P90X ... maybe that secret one would be just the trick!  haha

These are actual dog collars

THESE are PEOPLE collars, yes, really! ($18.00)


Oh, here are some pasties that would alleviate Wilson's nipple problems:

Hilde, what does it mean that I got all tingly when I saw those collars......kinda like climbing the rope in gym class....OOOHHHH

It means you are as sick as I am... accept it.... move on.

You people are SICK...SICK I say...but I love it! LOL!

OK, my trainer finally sent the photos from last weekend...GULP....here's what I've got so far...thankfully I still have about 5 weeks to work at it before I'm standing on stage....off to do some sit ups now - LOL!







QUICKLY hitting submit before I chicken out!

Marsha those pics are awesome...YOU ARE RIPPED GIRL!!!!  You look so good without going overboard, IMO.  The whole package is great, but those legs are absolutely freakin' killer!!!!  WOW.  Glad you didn't chicken out, those are beautiful - you must be so proud...In five more weeks.....dunno....you're killin' it!  I'm a legs guy and your legs ROCK!!!!

Are you going to get professional pics done at the end?  If not, you should....Some well lit B&Ws to add dimension would be great! 

Since it is quite likely I'll never do this again (I may eat those words but...) I will get photos taken - there is a photographer at the show that you can buy pics from that are shots from the competition and you can have a photo session done then as well.

Do those words taste good with egg whites...huh....haha.  Get a photo session done for sure....I wish I lived closer and I'd shoot it for you.  Great work!!!