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I just registered for my first Tri of the season... an out-of-towner for me, but my sis-in-law recently moved to Corpus Christi so that made it much more appealing.  I wanted to share with y'all the caveat regarding the race...   (1K swim, 30K bike, 5K run)

The Triathlon is the oldest in Texas with the "toughest swim in Texas" in Corpus Chrsiti Bay (Ocean swim with waves, salt, oil and potential for jellyfish; usually wesuit legal).

What was I thinking?  I feel like I got DUMBA$$ stamped on my forehead!  I am gonna whoop some jellyfish A, if they even think about jackin' with me!  I wonder if I am faster in oil too?

I wonder if I can get Bonnie to come race with me... sorry Todd!

That did it right there. That was all you had to say. The staw that broke my back,

 OLYMPIC IT IS!!!!

If you get stung all you have to do is #1 on yourself while biking.

It starts with one little comment like that, next thing you know you download for the fun of it, then the random shuffle plays it when you are running and tired, next thing you know you are throwing out neg splits and wanting to do tractor chicken races after your runs. I can share her if anyone so desires. Bonnie has plenty of love to give.

LMAO!  I think I just #1'd myself while reading these posts!

Do you think?  Could it be?  I've always wanted a sister!

Mmmm, mmmm, mmm...nothing like a mouthful of oil and petrolium.  And here I thought getting a mouthful of NJ ocean water was bad.

Congrats on registering....woo hoo!!!!  Let the training fun begin!  When's the race?

LMAO!  I think I just #1'd myself while reading these posts!

Knowing Justin, he'll ask some smokin hot tri chick to go #1 on him instead... add that to the list of pick up lines to use at races.   

It's just the first sprint race of the season...nothing spectacular.  Eric's upcoming race has me feining for that race adreneline dump!  The race is on April 26.  The same day as Nicole's St. Anthony's... so she gets all the attention that day! 

She is too Intimidating for me to argue with!  Besides, I am scared she'll whoop my A, stick a spoke through my heart and then for sh-ts & giggles... #1 on my open wound!   

We could be long lost sisters... my mom's a bit of a floozie.

See what I did I tell ya.... she's a Bad A$$...

Incase y'all haven't read the thread... see TriTalk... talking to opposite sex at races thread!  Almost as funny as our group's thread! 

Oh puh-lease.  You will probably be done with your entire race before I'm even out of the water. 

And I would never spoke you thru the heart, you're good for entertainment purposes.

LMAO!  Floozie's with koozies are HOT!

All right, what the hell.  I just downloaded it off of itunes and it is now on my running playlist.   I do'nt know how well I will do if I'm cracking up hysterically while running, but I'/ll give it a shot.

You can delete stuff like that from your profile if you don't want it showing that you did that.  But I would bet it's fair to say that you definately raised a couple of eyebrows with that one.

I was caculating when your race was and how far along you would be.  Hehe... glad I clicked on it to see what it really was... it's actually pretty cool though.  On my list of things to do this weekend.

The force is strong with that one!  Come to the dark side, Nicole!  Way to show restraint there missy!  You're going soft on me! 

If I could be so entertaining!  Between you and your sister over there... I almost #1'd myself!  Y'all are certifiable!

C'mon...after watching that YouTube snipet this morning you weren't even just a little tempted to download some Bonnie?!?!  I haven't been able to get that song out of my head all morning.

You love the entertainment!!!  And, apparently you also enjoy #1'ing yourself

see....it never frickin' stops with y'all! 

"And, apparently you also enjoy #1'ing yourself"

Nice... getting old sucks! 

No superhero is complete without their supersuit.  We can't have Nicole, eerr I mean The Intimidator, at the pool training and running around in any old suit.  People need to know what's what...they need to make way for her, fear her and know that she's one sassy mama.  So behold the Intimi-suit!!

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Sweet! You're going to love that distance, it's by far my favorite too

I'm not so sure that works with the Intimidator image

I second that, hilarious!