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2012-10-01 3:10 PM
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Disclaimer:  If you eat asparagus, and then pee in the pool, people will know....people will most assuredly know.


2012-10-01 3:45 PM
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Left Brain - 2012-10-01 3:10 PM Disclaimer:  If you eat asparagus, and then pee in the pool, people will know....people will most assuredly know.

 

Standing on the diving board while you pee in the pool will also give you away.....

2012-10-01 3:45 PM
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Rogillio - 2012-10-01 3:45 PM

Left Brain - 2012-10-01 3:10 PM Disclaimer:  If you eat asparagus, and then pee in the pool, people will know....people will most assuredly know.

 

Standing on the diving board while you pee in the pool will also give you away.....

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2012-10-01 3:46 PM
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That and doing a full layout back flip while peeing will get you noticed.  Trust me...
2012-10-01 4:18 PM
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People peeing in the pool doesn't bother me much, even though I never do it myself.

It does make me feel better about not showering before swimming though.

2012-10-01 4:23 PM
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sebaf74 - 2012-10-01 4:18 PM

People peeing in the pool doesn't bother me much, even though I never do it myself.

It does make me feel better about not showering before swimming though.

That's what makes peeing in the pool bad - a breakdown in social order.  Next thing you know, people won't wait the required 30 minutes to go swimming after they eat.  It's bordering on anarchy. 



2012-10-01 4:26 PM
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I do not pee in the pool. I do, however, accept that I am swimming in pee (possibly ingesting a small portion) every time I get in the pool at the Y. It's one of those things that's just kind of a dick move if you do it and your over about 9 years old but it's not like anyone will call you out on it. Well, unless maybe you go on the internet and admit it. So go ahead and pee in the pool, it will make me feel better next time I am on the bike and spit to the left without realizing someone is trying to pass. In fact, next time I spit on someone I'm gonna yell "pool-pisser!" at them just in case it's you.
2012-10-01 4:27 PM
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Hook'em - 2012-10-01 5:23 PM
sebaf74 - 2012-10-01 4:18 PM

People peeing in the pool doesn't bother me much, even though I never do it myself.

It does make me feel better about not showering before swimming though.

That's what makes peeing in the pool bad - a breakdown in social order.  Next thing you know, people won't wait the required 30 minutes to go swimming after they eat.  It's bordering on anarchy. 

But I eat in the pool too

2012-10-01 5:32 PM
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phishintrip007 - 2012-10-01 5:26 PM I do not pee in the pool. I do, however, accept that I am swimming in pee (possibly ingesting a small portion) every time I get in the pool at the Y. It's one of those things that's just kind of a dick move if you do it and your over about 9 years old but it's not like anyone will call you out on it. Well, unless maybe you go on the internet and admit it. So go ahead and pee in the pool, it will make me feel better next time I am on the bike and spit to the left without realizing someone is trying to pass. In fact, next time I spit on someone I'm gonna yell "pool-pisser!" at them just in case it's you.

Awesome!

2012-10-01 6:02 PM
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This reminds me of the Jamie Kennedy Experiment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlw0qrxaT4U

2012-10-01 6:25 PM
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phishintrip007 - 2012-10-01 4:26 PMI do not pee in the pool. I do, however, accept that I am swimming in pee (possibly ingesting a small portion) every time I get in the pool at the Y. It's one of those things that's just kind of a dick move if you do it and your over about 9 years old but it's not like anyone will call you out on it. Well, unless maybe you go on the internet and admit it. So go ahead and pee in the pool, it will make me feel better next time I am on the bike and spit to the left without realizing someone is trying to pass. In fact, next time I spit on someone I'm gonna yell "pool-pisser!" at them just in case it's you.
Really? You spit on people "accidentally"? And who is the (expletive deleted)?


2012-10-01 7:33 PM
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Well I guess those of you who have set out to make me feel like a butthead you have succeeded. Sorry that I admitted to something I figured 3/4 of people already do and I still believe the majority of people do.

Guess from now on before I decide to pee in the pool I will withhold myself from doing it. I was brought up in a swim club where everyone was doing it so I guess old habits die hard as they say.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I did not set out to do so.
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Bevie - 2012-10-01 6:33 PM Well I guess those of you who have set out to make me feel like a butthead you have succeeded. Sorry that I admitted to something I figured 3/4 of people already do and I still believe the majority of people do.

Guess from now on before I decide to pee in the pool I will withhold myself from doing it. I was brought up in a swim club where everyone was doing it so I guess old habits die hard as they say.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I did not set out to do so.

 

Good on you! Embrace the urinal, umm I mean..uh, this can't go anywhere tasteful so thanks for the reboot!

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2012-10-01 8:03 PM
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Bevie - 2012-10-01 7:33 PMWell I guess those of you who have set out to make me feel like a butthead you have succeeded. Sorry that I admitted to something I figured 3/4 of people already do and I still believe the majority of people do.

Guess from now on before I decide to pee in the pool I will withhold myself from doing it. I was brought up in a swim club where everyone was doing it so I guess old habits die hard as they say.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I did not set out to do so.
Just do like 85% of people do....lie.....and then act incredulous and indignant at anyone who admits they pee in the pool. I cited the only survey I could fine of 2,500 people and the vast majority admitted they do pee in the pool....of course that is the answer to poll answered anonymously. I appreciate your honesty. This topic comes up periodically here and there are always naive people who are just beside themselves that anyone would add 8 ounces of pee to a pool's typical 65,000,000 ounces of water! Forgettaboutit. Above all, to thine self be true. When you look a these numbers, it shows just how ridiculous this is.
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Bevie - 2012-10-01 8:33 PM Well I guess those of you who have set out to make me feel like a butthead you have succeeded. Sorry that I admitted to something I figured 3/4 of people already do and I still believe the majority of people do.

Guess from now on before I decide to pee in the pool I will withhold myself from doing it. I was brought up in a swim club where everyone was doing it so I guess old habits die hard as they say.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I did not set out to do so.

Well, you said you wanted to see what others thought about it...

Bevie - 2012-09-29 9:53 PM The main purpose of the post was just too see what peoples thoughts were on it. I don't remember attacking anyone in my post. Did it mostly for the comedy of the whole thing.

Flame on I guess lol.

I guess now you know. 

2012-10-01 9:18 PM
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This is a good thread for those scouring these boards for something to be offended about....it cuts down on the search time. 

I don't pee in the pool.  Still, the next time I'm in a lane with someone who says to me, "so, what race are you training for, I'm doing XXXX", I'm just going to say, "hold up, I'm peeing".  Hopefully they'll shut up. Laughing



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Left Brain - 2012-10-01 10:18 PM

the next time I'm in a lane with someone who says to me, "so, what race are you training for, I'm doing XXXX", I'm just going to say, "hold up, I'm peeing".  Hopefully they'll shut up. Laughing

That is soo offensive!!!! You just made my day. Smile

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2012-10-02 8:31 AM
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Rogillio - 2012-10-01 8:03 PM
Bevie - 2012-10-01 7:33 PMWell I guess those of you who have set out to make me feel like a butthead you have succeeded. Sorry that I admitted to something I figured 3/4 of people already do and I still believe the majority of people do.

Guess from now on before I decide to pee in the pool I will withhold myself from doing it. I was brought up in a swim club where everyone was doing it so I guess old habits die hard as they say.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I did not set out to do so.
Just do like 85% of people do....lie.....and then act incredulous and indignant at anyone who admits they pee in the pool. I cited the only survey I could fine of 2,500 people and the vast majority admitted they do pee in the pool....of course that is the answer to poll answered anonymously. I appreciate your honesty. This topic comes up periodically here and there are always naive people who are just beside themselves that anyone would add 8 ounces of pee to a pool's typical 65,000,000 ounces of water! Forgettaboutit. Above all, to thine self be true. When you look a these numbers, it shows just how ridiculous this is.

Where the crap do you get a number like 8 ounces?  That's just silly.  If it was bad enough that you had to pee in the Ool, it should be closer to 16!

2012-10-02 9:01 AM
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Rogillio - 2012-10-01 8:03 PM
Bevie - 2012-10-01 7:33 PMWell I guess those of you who have set out to make me feel like a butthead you have succeeded. Sorry that I admitted to something I figured 3/4 of people already do and I still believe the majority of people do.

Guess from now on before I decide to pee in the pool I will withhold myself from doing it. I was brought up in a swim club where everyone was doing it so I guess old habits die hard as they say.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I did not set out to do so.
Just do like 85% of people do....lie.....and then act incredulous and indignant at anyone who admits they pee in the pool. I cited the only survey I could fine of 2,500 people and the vast majority admitted they do pee in the pool....of course that is the answer to poll answered anonymously. I appreciate your honesty. This topic comes up periodically here and there are always naive people who are just beside themselves that anyone would add 8 ounces of pee to a pool's typical 65,000,000 ounces of water! Forgettaboutit. Above all, to thine self be true. When you look a these numbers, it shows just how ridiculous this is.

Where the crap do you get a number like 8 ounces?  That's just silly.  If it was bad enough that you had to pee in the Ool, it should be closer to 16!

 

My assumption is that most people pee before leaving the house and/or in the locker room before getting into the pool.  Therefore, given that we are swimming hard and sweating profusely in the pool, the amount of unrine is not that much.  Now, had you drunk 4 or 5 16 oz beers on the way to the pool, this number would be much higher.

But just for grins, let's assume one pees 16 ounces!  From what I could find on the internet, urine is about 95% water!  That means the amount of 'contaimenents is 5% of 16 oz or about 0.8 ounces....about 1.6 tablespoons.

Obviously all pool sizes vary but standard olympic size pool is 660,000 gallons....this is about 84 MILLION ounces of water! 

But just to be fair, lets say your pool is much smaller.....lets say 25 yds x 15 yds x 4 feet deep.....this is 4,500 cuft.....or about 4.3 million ounces!

So you add 0.8 ounces of 'contaiminents' (the part of urione that is not water) to 4.3 million ounces of water and this whole discussion is irrelevent.

And just cause I love to calculate.....I have a pool in my backyard.  The pool is average size for a home.  The pool is 18,000 gallons.  This is 2.3 million ouces of water! 

Aside from these numbers, the pool is being filtered continuously and the pH level of the pool and alkalinity and chlorine level are monitored and adjusted daily....if not continuously.

Bottom line again, much ado about NOTHING!

2012-10-02 9:12 AM
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I wonder how many people would get in the pool if peeing was allowed but had to be done from the deck of the pool.  If every few minutes someone got out of the pool to pee into the pool I bet there would be less swimmers and less acceptance of the practice.


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Hook'em - 2012-10-02 10:12 AM I wonder how many people would get in the pool if peeing was allowed but had to be done from the deck of the pool.  If every few minutes someone got out of the pool to pee into the pool I bet there would be less swimmers and less acceptance of the practice.

More people are afraid of nudity than they are of pee so very few women would drop trou' and very few men would whip it out so there would actually be less pee in the pool.

2012-10-02 9:42 AM
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mrbbrad - 2012-10-02 9:18 AM

Hook'em - 2012-10-02 10:12 AM I wonder how many people would get in the pool if peeing was allowed but had to be done from the deck of the pool.  If every few minutes someone got out of the pool to pee into the pool I bet there would be less swimmers and less acceptance of the practice.

More people are afraid of nudity than they are of pee so very few women would drop trou' and very few men would whip it out so there would actually be less pee in the pool.

Where?  Most guys I know would whip it out if there weren't laws against it.

2012-10-02 9:48 AM
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mrbbrad - 2012-10-02 9:18 AM

Hook'em - 2012-10-02 10:12 AM I wonder how many people would get in the pool if peeing was allowed but had to be done from the deck of the pool.  If every few minutes someone got out of the pool to pee into the pool I bet there would be less swimmers and less acceptance of the practice.

More people are afraid of nudity than they are of pee so very few women would drop trou' and very few men would whip it out so there would actually be less pee in the pool.

Assuming the same number of people would pee regardless of any other variables.  

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