Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss (Page 4)

Biker #1 to Biker #2:  If this turns into a nun's bar, I'm outta here!

The Princess Bride

• I do not think it means what you think it means.
• Have fun storming the castle!
• You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
• Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Oh sweet mystery of life, I have found you! - Young Frankenstein

I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. - Blues Brothers

Ghostbusters:

• Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

• Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
• Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
• I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen chit that'll turn you white.

and I see someone already claimed my favorite line from Army of Darkness - Jack left town.

Fantastic! Another Axe Murderer fan...

I like this one Charlie. She's a spirited wee filly...

"Oh man, just play the gig. Don't get involved in the politics!"

-Floyd (bassist of Electric Mayhem)

Rodney/Thornton Melon: "What's you favorite subject?"

Bubbles: "Poetry."

Rodney: "Really? Well maybe you could help me straighten out my Longfellow!"

-Back to School

"I am serious.  And don't call me Shirly"

I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay?!

I've got a nice pair of coconuts!
-Benny Hill