It's Friday- COJ is to boring (Page 4)

2005-11-04 2:55 PM

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Austin, TX

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

I've got Lance in my pants, I've got Lance in my pants...they are taking over my legs and I'm beginning to breakdance....I've got Lance in my pants, I've got Lance in my pants....I wish Runnergirl29 would give me a chance!

2005-11-04 2:56 PM

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Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

morey1 - 2005-11-04 3:54 PM We've had confirmation, That Chiptole burritos fall apart, Just thinking of that, Breaks my heart. Why don't they have better torillas? That aren't hard and dry, Having a broken burrito, Just makes me cry. I have found a new love, For Lance Crackers that is, They never break or fall apart, Unlike the Chiptole biz. ADD... The beast thing about Lance It makes them dear to my heart Is that they create a siz(zle) When placed in my pants

Chiptole can't beat,

Having Lance in my pants,

Such wonderful little crackers,

I'll continue to rant...

oipolloi

2005-11-04 2:58 PM

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Elite

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Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

I've had all I can take.....I'm outahere. Gotta go run 7.

Have a great weekend peeps!

2005-11-04 2:58 PM

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The Original

7834

Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

Poeple wonder why,

My a@# is so hot,

It's because I have Lance in my pants,

What have you got?

2005-11-04 3:04 PM

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Austin, TX

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

runnergirl29 - 2005-11-04 2:58 PM

Poeple wonder why,

My a@# is so hot,

It's because I have Lance in my pants,

What have you got?

I have recently been asked to explain what I've got,

Well there is no need to explain after I hit them with my farmer's blow snot!

2005-11-04 3:05 PM

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Elite

2673

Muskego, WI

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

When they stare at my a$$

Their eyeballs burn out

Lance has me on fire

So hot I melt glass

With Lance in my pants

I'll soon retire

I'll scream and shout

I've got Lance in my pants

And with Lance...there's no DOUBT.

OK, I admit it...I'm rhyming but not saying anything. and, it sounds better from you that you're happt with Lance in your pants.

2005-11-04 3:07 PM

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Elite

2673

Muskego, WI

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

rcjeffers...ROFLMAO!! Janelle, I think he wins the "quick witty rhyme" award.

2005-11-04 3:08 PM

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The Original

7834

Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

I'v never had good luck with a farmer's blow,

The snot usually ends up all over my face,

And then it gets dry, sticky, and crusty,

And I can't get it off for the rest of the race.

Edited by runnergirl29 2005-11-04 3:08 PM

2005-11-04 3:10 PM

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Austin, TX

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

runnergirl29 - 2005-11-04 3:08 PM

I'v never had good luck with a farmer's blow,

The snot usually ends up all over my face,

And then it gets dry, sticky, and crusty,

And I can't get it off for the rest of the race.

I'm not going to do anything with that one b/c there are way too many things that can be said...

2005-11-04 3:10 PM

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The Original

7834

Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

morey1 - 2005-11-04 4:07 PM rcjeffers...ROFLMAO!! Janelle, I think he wins the "quick witty rhyme" award.

Yeah- hate to admit it but he does. I coudln't compete. I tried writing about the farmer's blow, but it's not one of my best ones. I felt like I was rambling to much.

2005-11-04 3:10 PM

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Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

rcjeffers - 2005-11-04 4:10 PM

runnergirl29 - 2005-11-04 3:08 PM

I'v never had good luck with a farmer's blow,

The snot usually ends up all over my face,

And then it gets dry, sticky, and crusty,

And I can't get it off for the rest of the race.

I'm not going to do anything with that one b/c there are way too many things that can be said...

It sounds bad I know...but it's the true when you're referring snot rockets or farmer's blow!

2005-11-04 3:11 PM

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Austin, TX

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

Is it really sad to get excited about approval from fellow BTers? I mean...I felt proud reading those posts...

2005-11-04 3:13 PM

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7834

Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

I think we need to publish a BT book of tri poems. All the authors could split the profits.

2005-11-04 3:13 PM

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Elite

2673

Muskego, WI

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

I'v never had good luck with a farmer's blow,

The snot usually ends up all over my face,

And then it gets dry, sticky, and crusty,

And I can't get it off for the rest of the race.

But my legs are tree trunks

Which makes it OK

Because even with dried chunks

I can swim, bike and run all day

So when I feel chunks inside of my nose

I let the farmers blow away

because even if it sticks, I know

I'll still be able to play

2005-11-04 3:13 PM

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The Original

7834

Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

This is crazy- but I still have Lance in my Pants!

2005-11-04 3:14 PM

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The Original

7834

Raleigh/Durham

Subject: RE: It's Friday- COJ is to boring

morey1 - 2005-11-04 4:13 PM I'v never had good luck with a farmer's blow, The snot usually ends up all over my face, And then it gets dry, sticky, and crusty, And I can't get it off for the rest of the race. But my legs are tree trunks Which makes it OK Because even with dried chunks I can swim, bike and run all day So when I feel chunks inside of my nose I let the farmers blow away because even if it sticks, I know I'll still be able to play

Oh my gosh- I LOVE it!!! I think I need to save all the limericks you've written me- they are too good!