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2013-03-14 10:46 AM
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mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).



2013-03-14 11:03 AM
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mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 11:46 AM
tcarlson78 - 2013-03-14 10:49 AM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).

I need something like this for Risk Management. The risk management lady on our research safety committee does not like me very much. I'm thinking she doesn't get challenged often on her proposals elsewhere.

Afternoon TAN.

2013-03-14 11:05 AM
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trinnas - 2013-03-14 9:03 AM
mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 11:46 AM
tcarlson78 - 2013-03-14 10:49 AM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).

I need something like this for Risk Management. The risk management lady on our research safety committee does not like me very much. I'm thinking she doesn't get challenged often on her proposals elsewhere.

Afternoon TAN.

Mornin'

2013-03-14 11:08 AM
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mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 10:46 AM

tcarlson78 - 2013-03-14 10:49 AM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).



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2013-03-14 11:10 AM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 10:00 AM

Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:50 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 7:31 AM
Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:20 AM
mjh1975 - 2013-03-14 7:10 AM
Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:07 AM

mjh1975 - 2013-03-14 7:06 AM Morning ya'll

How U B?

What's up, Cord? Things are status quo and time to move things along. How about with you?

Same old just working at getting back to running.

You haven't posted any workouts on FB. So....that means anything you've done doesn't count. The workout doesn't count if you don't post it on FB. Same with food.....and getting white girl wasted. FB is the new "pics or it didn't happen"

I post on here when I can but I did post food pics on FB does that count?



I'll allow it.



You shut your mouth.
2013-03-14 11:11 AM
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trinnas - 2013-03-14 12:03 PM
mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 11:46 AM
tcarlson78 - 2013-03-14 10:49 AM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).

I need something like this for Risk Management. The risk management lady on our research safety committee does not like me very much. I'm thinking she doesn't get challenged often on her proposals elsewhere.

Afternoon TAN.

Ever notice how risk management gets interpreted as risk avoidance?  Managing something is different than just saying NFW...

Same with PI.  I'm actually all for process improvement - something of a champion for it the last few places I've worked - but not when it becomes a hindrance to… wait for it… improving the process.



2013-03-14 11:14 AM
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mjr66 - 2013-03-14 12:05 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-14 9:03 AM
mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 11:46 AM
tcarlson78 - 2013-03-14 10:49 AM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).

I need something like this for Risk Management. The risk management lady on our research safety committee does not like me very much. I'm thinking she doesn't get challenged often on her proposals elsewhere.

Afternoon TAN.

Mornin'

OK good morning to those in the rest of the time zones.

2013-03-14 11:14 AM
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mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 8:46 AM
tcarlson78 - 2013-03-14 10:49 AM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).

 

There once was a man who thought hence,

I just want to sit on the fence,

Instead of fixing sh*t,

I'll just mess with stuff a bit

And call it lean excellence

 

2013-03-14 11:15 AM
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mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:10 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 10:00 AM

Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:50 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 7:31 AM
Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:20 AM
mjh1975 - 2013-03-14 7:10 AM
Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:07 AM

mjh1975 - 2013-03-14 7:06 AM Morning ya'll

How U B?

What's up, Cord? Things are status quo and time to move things along. How about with you?

Same old just working at getting back to running.

You haven't posted any workouts on FB. So....that means anything you've done doesn't count. The workout doesn't count if you don't post it on FB. Same with food.....and getting white girl wasted. FB is the new "pics or it didn't happen"

I post on here when I can but I did post food pics on FB does that count?



I'll allow it.



You shut your mouth.


Go cover your nips with band-aids, ya Nancy.

HTFU and run like a man.....



2013-03-14 11:17 AM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:15 AM

mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:10 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 10:00 AM

Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:50 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 7:31 AM
Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:20 AM
mjh1975 - 2013-03-14 7:10 AM
Big Appa - 2013-03-14 9:07 AM

mjh1975 - 2013-03-14 7:06 AM Morning ya'll

How U B?

What's up, Cord? Things are status quo and time to move things along. How about with you?

Same old just working at getting back to running.

You haven't posted any workouts on FB. So....that means anything you've done doesn't count. The workout doesn't count if you don't post it on FB. Same with food.....and getting white girl wasted. FB is the new "pics or it didn't happen"

I post on here when I can but I did post food pics on FB does that count?



I'll allow it.



You shut your mouth.


Go cover your nips with band-aids, ya Nancy.

HTFU and run like a man.....





If you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.
2013-03-14 11:18 AM
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mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 12:11 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-14 12:03 PM
mcmanusclan5 - 2013-03-14 11:46 AM
tcarlson78 - 2013-03-14 10:49 AM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 10:14 AM

oh em gee some of my coworkers anger me so.

we have a department called "lean (as in lean manufacturing) excellence."  every guy over there is USELESS.  wtf is lean excellence?!?!??!

Lean Excellence (v) 1) small team of know it alls who can not be bothered by actual problems 2) small team skilled at breaking something that was not broken and then advocating a change in the manufacturing process to cover up the fact they broke it. 3) code word for lets go kill 3 hrs at work.  Ex.  I have a meeting at lean excellence to discuss the renovation project.

I SO want to post this up in the conference room.

Sadly, we do not yet have an SOP that covers an SOB like me, so Quality wouldn't allow it. (why does this almost sound like a limerick?).

I need something like this for Risk Management. The risk management lady on our research safety committee does not like me very much. I'm thinking she doesn't get challenged often on her proposals elsewhere.

Afternoon TAN.

Ever notice how risk management gets interpreted as risk avoidance?  Managing something is different than just saying NFW...

Same with PI.  I'm actually all for process improvement - something of a champion for it the last few places I've worked - but not when it becomes a hindrance to… wait for it… improving the process.

I don't know what it takes to be in risk management but it seems to me an understanding of what actually goes on so one can accurately risk is not a qualification as far as I can tell. The last go round was over NFPA diamonds and conveying functional, useful information instead of just posting scary warning signs.



2013-03-14 11:21 AM
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mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AM



If you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.



What's your deal.....

I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.

not cool, Tony...

2013-03-14 11:25 AM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:21 AM

mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AM



If you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.



What's your deal.....

I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.

not cool, Tony...



Aww did I hurt your delicate feelings? I guess maybe we should all treat B-Rad with kid gloves since he seems to have thin skin and we don't want him to start crying.
2013-03-14 11:27 AM
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mr2tony - 2013-03-14 12:25 PM
bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:21 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AMIf you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.
What's your deal.....I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.not cool, Tony...
Aww did I hurt your delicate feelings? I guess maybe we should all treat B-Rad with kid gloves since he seems to have thin skin and we don't want him to start crying.

Wasn't B supposed to be the TAN tough guy? Or are you just being the playground bully today Tony?

2013-03-14 11:32 AM
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trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:27 AM

mr2tony - 2013-03-14 12:25 PM
bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:21 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AMIf you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.
What's your deal.....I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.not cool, Tony...
Aww did I hurt your delicate feelings? I guess maybe we should all treat B-Rad with kid gloves since he seems to have thin skin and we don't want him to start crying.

Wasn't B supposed to be the TAN tough guy? Or are you just being the playground bully today Tony?



Tony's quite the Bully today.

I am the tough guy....but I have feelings.

2013-03-14 11:36 AM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 12:32 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:27 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 12:25 PM
bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:21 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AMIf you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.
What's your deal.....I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.not cool, Tony...
Aww did I hurt your delicate feelings? I guess maybe we should all treat B-Rad with kid gloves since he seems to have thin skin and we don't want him to start crying.

Wasn't B supposed to be the TAN tough guy? Or are you just being the playground bully today Tony?

Tony's quite the Bully today.I am the tough guy....but I have feelings.

Awww a tough guy with a heart... sounds like the begining of a hollywood action flick. Maybe they can get Bruce Willis to play you.



2013-03-14 11:42 AM
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trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:36 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 12:32 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:27 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 12:25 PM
bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:21 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AMIf you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.
What's your deal.....I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.not cool, Tony...
Aww did I hurt your delicate feelings? I guess maybe we should all treat B-Rad with kid gloves since he seems to have thin skin and we don't want him to start crying.

Wasn't B supposed to be the TAN tough guy? Or are you just being the playground bully today Tony?

Tony's quite the Bully today.I am the tough guy....but I have feelings.

Awww a tough guy with a heart... sounds like the begining of a hollywood action flick. Maybe they can get Bruce Willis to play you.



Opening scene....man in a park playing with child (watching the kid responsibly) and sees a guy bullying another guy. The argument seems to be over a parking spot in which man A was parked and man B parked right next to him even though there was ample parking else where. Hero (will call him Brad) walks over, with his child as to not leave him/her unattended, to mediate the disagreement. However....instead of helping, he tells them both to HTFU and beats both of them down.

He then apologizes to both, prays for them, and then takes the kid for ice cream and a tea party.

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd.....SCENE.

2013-03-14 11:42 AM
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trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:36 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 12:32 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:27 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 12:25 PM
bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:21 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AMIf you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.
What's your deal.....I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.not cool, Tony...
Aww did I hurt your delicate feelings? I guess maybe we should all treat B-Rad with kid gloves since he seems to have thin skin and we don't want him to start crying.

Wasn't B supposed to be the TAN tough guy? Or are you just being the playground bully today Tony?

Tony's quite the Bully today.I am the tough guy....but I have feelings.

Awww a tough guy with a heart... sounds like the begining of a hollywood action flick. Maybe they can get Bruce Willis to play you.



Bruce Willis? I was thinking Gonzo from The Muppets.
2013-03-14 11:45 AM
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mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:42 AM

trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:36 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 12:32 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-14 11:27 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 12:25 PM
bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 11:21 AM
mr2tony - 2013-03-14 11:17 AMIf you'd ever run more than 15 minutes at a time you'd know that `Red 11s' are never cool. But you wouldn't know that, Sally Mae.
What's your deal.....I try to joke around and you get all name cally and personal.not cool, Tony...
Aww did I hurt your delicate feelings? I guess maybe we should all treat B-Rad with kid gloves since he seems to have thin skin and we don't want him to start crying.

Wasn't B supposed to be the TAN tough guy? Or are you just being the playground bully today Tony?

Tony's quite the Bully today.I am the tough guy....but I have feelings.

Awww a tough guy with a heart... sounds like the begining of a hollywood action flick. Maybe they can get Bruce Willis to play you.



Bruce Willis? I was thinking Gonzo from The Muppets.


You'll be featured in the flick. Vern Troyer still in Hollywood?

Boom!
2013-03-14 11:59 AM
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Boy you guys are just going off the rails all over the place!

2013-03-14 12:00 PM
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TAN is not the place for the bickering.

It is the place for discussing what type of pie we will be having for pi day.



2013-03-14 12:01 PM
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mehaner - 2013-03-14 12:00 PM

TAN is not the place for the bickering.

It is the place for discussing what type of pie we will be having for pi day.



Whatever I have....it'll have cool wHHip.

2013-03-14 12:02 PM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-03-14 1:01 PM
mehaner - 2013-03-14 12:00 PM

TAN is not the place for the bickering.

It is the place for discussing what type of pie we will be having for pi day.

Whatever I have....it'll have cool wHHip.

have you ever seen the ingredient list for cool wHHip?  that is a science experiment in a tub.  i don't eat that crap, but i could cause it's not dairy.

2013-03-14 12:04 PM
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mehaner - 2013-03-14 12:00 PM

TAN is not the place for the bickering.

It is the place for discussing what type of pie we will be having for pi day.



Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaha ...

Sorry, I turned 13 again.
2013-03-14 12:13 PM
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mehaner - 2013-03-14 1:00 PM

TAN is not the place for the bickering.

It is the place for discussing what type of pie we will be having for pi day.

Awwww I wanted to see them get into a slap and hair pulling fight.

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