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Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:10 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-07-17 8:49 AM
mehaner - 2012-07-17 5:40 AM

how is tan-mart doing today?  work, peons.

 

i like being CEO.

 

also, i am chief margarita officer of my MBA cohort.

Our cash flow blows!
But, we've got azz-sets!
Not enough , people. Start shakin those money makers. I need more cash to bribe the liquor licensing board this afternoon!

You sound like you have experience in these matters.  Do I recall a confession of Strip Club Manager being on your resume?  From a long time ago.  And Z said the same thing.



2012-07-17 9:23 AM
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2012-07-17 9:25 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
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lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 6:54 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 8:41 AM
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 9:15 AMMorning TAN. Sitting at the courthouse hoping I don't get called for jury duty. At least they have wi-fi.
I was supposed to go today too! I called the hotline last night and they excused me and about 15 others. I'm out for the year!
I rescheduled a few times. They were pretty clear that I needed to attend this one.

Tell them you got things to do ...  that you're a very busy man .. tell them you're a zombie. 

My two options are: having a nasty fall with a subsequent injury, or rocking in my seat while mumbling loudly to myself. Con: I could actually hurt myself in the fall, which would be a karmic fail. Or, looking around at the crowd in this jury room, my mumblings wouldn't even register on the bat crap crazy scale of the folks around me.
2012-07-17 9:31 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 10:25 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:14 AM

lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 6:54 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 8:41 AM
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 9:15 AMMorning TAN. Sitting at the courthouse hoping I don't get called for jury duty. At least they have wi-fi.
I was supposed to go today too! I called the hotline last night and they excused me and about 15 others. I'm out for the year!
I rescheduled a few times. They were pretty clear that I needed to attend this one.

Tell them you got things to do ...  that you're a very busy man .. tell them you're a zombie. 

My two options are: having a nasty fall with a subsequent injury, or rocking in my seat while mumbling loudly to myself. Con: I could actually hurt myself in the fall, which would be a karmic fail. Or, looking around at the crowd in this jury room, my mumblings wouldn't even register on the bat crap crazy scale of the folks around me.

Bascially, all I have to do is say that I have a PhD in Engineering and I get kicked off the jury every time.  Still have to report though.

2012-07-17 9:31 AM
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2012-07-17 9:31 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 10:25 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:14 AM

lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 6:54 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 8:41 AM
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 9:15 AMMorning TAN. Sitting at the courthouse hoping I don't get called for jury duty. At least they have wi-fi.
I was supposed to go today too! I called the hotline last night and they excused me and about 15 others. I'm out for the year!
I rescheduled a few times. They were pretty clear that I needed to attend this one.

Tell them you got things to do ...  that you're a very busy man .. tell them you're a zombie. 

My two options are: having a nasty fall with a subsequent injury, or rocking in my seat while mumbling loudly to myself. Con: I could actually hurt myself in the fall, which would be a karmic fail. Or, looking around at the crowd in this jury room, my mumblings wouldn't even register on the bat crap crazy scale of the folks around me.

Tell them you're a scientist.  Nobody wants scientists on their juries.




2012-07-17 9:31 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:23 AM
tech_geezer - 2012-07-17 7:20 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:10 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 6:04 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 8:49 AM
mehaner - 2012-07-17 5:40 AM

how is tan-mart doing today?  work, peons.

 

i like being CEO.

 

also, i am chief margarita officer of my MBA cohort.

Our cash flow blows!
But, we've got azz-sets!
Not enough , people. Start shakin those money makers. I need more cash to bribe the liquor licensing board this afternoon!

You sound like you have experience in these matters.  Do I recall a confession of Strip Club Manager being on your resume?  From a long time ago.  And Z said the same thing.

Not manager.  Owner! 

2012-07-17 9:31 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:23 AM

tech_geezer - 2012-07-17 7:20 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:10 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 6:04 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 8:49 AM
mehaner - 2012-07-17 5:40 AM

how is tan-mart doing today?  work, peons.

 

i like being CEO.

 

also, i am chief margarita officer of my MBA cohort.

Our cash flow blows!
But, we've got azz-sets!
Not enough , people. Start shakin those money makers. I need more cash to bribe the liquor licensing board this afternoon!

You sound like you have experience in these matters.  Do I recall a confession of Strip Club Manager being on your resume?  From a long time ago.  And Z said the same thing.

Not manager.  Owner! 



And I'm your best customer. Circular cash flow doesn't work (unless it's a TAN commune).
2012-07-17 9:34 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:23 AM
tech_geezer - 2012-07-17 7:20 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:10 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 6:04 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 8:49 AM
mehaner - 2012-07-17 5:40 AM

how is tan-mart doing today?  work, peons.

 

i like being CEO.

 

also, i am chief margarita officer of my MBA cohort.

Our cash flow blows!
But, we've got azz-sets!
Not enough , people. Start shakin those money makers. I need more cash to bribe the liquor licensing board this afternoon!

You sound like you have experience in these matters.  Do I recall a confession of Strip Club Manager being on your resume?  From a long time ago.  And Z said the same thing.

Not manager.  Owner! 

I foresee a whole TAN afternoon exploring the nuances of this experience. 

TW

2012-07-17 9:38 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
trinnas - 2012-07-17 10:31 AM

lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 10:25 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:14 AM

lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 6:54 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 8:41 AM
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 9:15 AMMorning TAN. Sitting at the courthouse hoping I don't get called for jury duty. At least they have wi-fi.
I was supposed to go today too! I called the hotline last night and they excused me and about 15 others. I'm out for the year!
I rescheduled a few times. They were pretty clear that I needed to attend this one.

Tell them you got things to do ...  that you're a very busy man .. tell them you're a zombie. 

My two options are: having a nasty fall with a subsequent injury, or rocking in my seat while mumbling loudly to myself. Con: I could actually hurt myself in the fall, which would be a karmic fail. Or, looking around at the crowd in this jury room, my mumblings wouldn't even register on the bat crap crazy scale of the folks around me.

Tell them you're a scientist.  Nobody wants scientists on their juries.




yeah, but they make you stay until the bitter end. The crazy ones get to go home first!
2012-07-17 9:41 AM
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2012-07-17 9:42 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 10:38 AM
trinnas - 2012-07-17 10:31 AM
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 10:25 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:14 AM

lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 6:54 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 8:41 AM
lonoscurse - 2012-07-17 9:15 AMMorning TAN. Sitting at the courthouse hoping I don't get called for jury duty. At least they have wi-fi.
I was supposed to go today too! I called the hotline last night and they excused me and about 15 others. I'm out for the year!
I rescheduled a few times. They were pretty clear that I needed to attend this one.

Tell them you got things to do ...  that you're a very busy man .. tell them you're a zombie. 

My two options are: having a nasty fall with a subsequent injury, or rocking in my seat while mumbling loudly to myself. Con: I could actually hurt myself in the fall, which would be a karmic fail. Or, looking around at the crowd in this jury room, my mumblings wouldn't even register on the bat crap crazy scale of the folks around me.

Tell them you're a scientist.  Nobody wants scientists on their juries.


yeah, but they make you stay until the bitter end. The crazy ones get to go home first!

Oh crazy is easy just wear a lab coat and gloves and look highly disturbed whenever anyone addresses you or gets to close to you.  *Note brush your eyebrows upward as well to get that weird mad scientist eyebrow look.

2012-07-17 9:55 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:41 AM

Unfortunately not as glamorous or exciting as you would think .. although I can tell you where to get your poles chromed! 

This made me giggle

2012-07-17 9:59 AM
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Hi Elaine!
2012-07-17 10:00 AM
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2012-07-17 10:15 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:41 AM
tech_geezer - 2012-07-17 7:34 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:23 AM
tech_geezer - 2012-07-17 7:20 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 9:10 AM
pitt83 - 2012-07-17 6:04 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 8:49 AM
mehaner - 2012-07-17 5:40 AM

how is tan-mart doing today?  work, peons.

 

i like being CEO.

 

also, i am chief margarita officer of my MBA cohort.

Our cash flow blows!
But, we've got azz-sets!
Not enough , people. Start shakin those money makers. I need more cash to bribe the liquor licensing board this afternoon!

You sound like you have experience in these matters.  Do I recall a confession of Strip Club Manager being on your resume?  From a long time ago.  And Z said the same thing.

Not manager.  Owner! 

I foresee a whole TAN afternoon exploring the nuances of this experience. 

TW

Unfortunately not as glamorous or exciting as you would think .. although I can tell you where to get your poles chromed! 

Is that what they're calling it now?


2012-07-17 10:18 AM
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Hi Elaine! How's my favorite FL transplant?
2012-07-17 10:19 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 11:00 AM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-07-17 7:55 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:41 AM

Unfortunately not as glamorous or exciting as you would think .. although I can tell you where to get your poles chromed! 

This made me giggle

Imagine having to call around and talk about it in a professional manner! 

I am imagining you as the madame with the heart of gold that saves the town.  You can make the story up if you need to.  Let your creative juices flow.

TW



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2012-07-17 10:34 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN # 175: ArtisTAN quality made
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 11:00 AM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-07-17 7:55 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:41 AM

Unfortunately not as glamorous or exciting as you would think .. although I can tell you where to get your poles chromed! 

This made me giggle

Imagine having to call around and talk about it in a professional manner! 

As an owner, did you actively participate in your Company's daily (or nightly) operations and activities? You know, lead by example, and all that.

2012-07-17 10:38 AM
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Back again...
2012-07-17 10:41 AM
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Sup Kido, Thinking about picking up a new (to me) game today.



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2012-07-17 10:43 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-07-17 8:42 AM
Samyg - 2012-07-17 8:34 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 11:00 AM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-07-17 7:55 AM
Teejaay - 2012-07-17 10:41 AM

Unfortunately not as glamorous or exciting as you would think .. although I can tell you where to get your poles chromed! 

This made me giggle

Imagine having to call around and talk about it in a professional manner! 

As an owner, did you actively participate in your Company's daily (or nightly) operations and activities? You know, lead by example, and all that.

Nope.  Rarely ever spent any time there clothed. 

mmmmmm

2012-07-17 10:46 AM
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Big Appa - 2012-07-17 8:41 AM

Sup Kido, Thinking about picking up a new (to me) game today.

Yeah?  Whatcha thinking?

Since T has been in LA since Thursday and will be there for another 4 days, I ALMOST turned mine back on.  But then I see the TdF recordings and know I need to watch them first.

I'm sort of in the mood to get FIFA soccer for some reason.

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