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 2012-11-30 8:46 AM in reply to: #4516072 |
Champion  14571     the alamo city, Texas |  Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness!GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:33 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 9:25 AMI've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Well, if you're caught, you have to wear a scarlet A on your clothes. It's no big deal...people just think you're rooting for Bama... i'd rather people think i was an adulterer than a bama fan. |
| 2012-11-30 8:48 AM in reply to: #4516053 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! mehaner - 2012-11-30 8:23 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 9:21 AM Happy Friday TAN! I think I'm going to go try a new dance class at the gym and then an abs class... and then maybe a short run? In the fabulous news section... we signed the Green Card papers yesterday and they should be send to USCIS on Monday!!! In the are you kidding me section... the big "potential" problem that Tony and I might face is the fact that my ex and I weren't divorced until March of this year, so we could be accused of committing the crime of adultery and because of that I could potentially be denied a Green Card... um... what? It's not likely according to the lawyer, but it is technically a crime. Awesome! i find it hilarious that adultery is a crime in amurrika. if we thought prisons were overcrowded NOW.... Exactly! We were sitting in the lawyer's office yesterday with what was surely a look of incredulity on our faces at the fact that THIS is what could possibly put the kaibosh on my Green Card. Adultery? Really? |
| 2012-11-30 8:51 AM in reply to: #4516060 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. |
| 2012-11-30 8:51 AM in reply to: #4516095 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! mehaner - 2012-11-30 8:46 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:33 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 9:25 AMI've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Well, if you're caught, you have to wear a scarlet A on your clothes. It's no big deal...people just think you're rooting for Bama... i'd rather people think i was an adulterer than a bama fan. ^^ This. |
| 2012-11-30 8:57 AM in reply to: #4516104 |
| Austin, Texas or Jupiter, Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 9:51 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George becomes a bootlegger... Sodomy is still a crime in most states I believe. It's very loosely defined so Tony's sore elbow could land him in the clink... |
| 2012-11-30 9:00 AM in reply to: #4500541 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! How much of a crime is adultery really? I wish I could prosecute for that. |
| 2012-11-30 9:01 AM in reply to: #4516104 |
Pro 6191 | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 9:51 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can you claim that you were not actually bumping uglies during that timeframe? Or is it the cohabitation part? |
| 2012-11-30 9:05 AM in reply to: #4516104 |
Regular 1023 Madrid | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? |
| 2012-11-30 9:06 AM in reply to: #4516137 |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. Edited by mehaner 2012-11-30 9:07 AM |
| 2012-11-30 9:10 AM in reply to: #4516142 |
Regular 1023 Madrid | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! mehaner - 2012-11-30 4:06 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. So the bit about committing a crime- that would include breaking the speed limit, jaywalking... |
| 2012-11-30 9:11 AM in reply to: #4516127 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! ratherbeswimming - 2012-11-30 9:01 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 9:51 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can you claim that you were not actually bumping uglies during that timeframe? Or is it the cohabitation part? Yeah... I'm pretty sure I can't claim that I've been sleeping on the couch the entire time we were living in a one-bedroom place. Besides, I'm pretty sure that lying to the USCIS officer during the interview would be infinitely worse than the 'crime' of adultery. |
 2012-11-30 9:13 AM in reply to: #4516151 |
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| 2012-11-30 9:14 AM in reply to: #4516142 |
| Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:06 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. And we had to supply pics of our legitimate relationship, and get affidavits from friends and family as to the bona fides of the relationship, etc., etc., etc., And let's face it... to be dating/living together for 2 years before getting married - there's no way that rumpy bumpy didn't happen. |
| 2012-11-30 9:15 AM in reply to: #4516156 |
| Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! Teejaay - 2012-11-30 9:13 AM Happy Friday to all of youse! Monica I have a green card for you ....you'll have to come and get it though. It's warm. No puffy coat needed!  *goes looking for one-way tickets to AZ* Hi Teej! |
| 2012-11-30 9:15 AM in reply to: #4516154 |
| Pro 6191 | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 10:11 AM ratherbeswimming - 2012-11-30 9:01 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 9:51 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can you claim that you were not actually bumping uglies during that timeframe? Or is it the cohabitation part? Yeah... I'm pretty sure I can't claim that I've been sleeping on the couch the entire time we were living in a one-bedroom place. Besides, I'm pretty sure that lying to the USCIS officer during the interview would be infinitely worse than the 'crime' of adultery. ...good point. I kind of just wanted touse the phrase "bumping uglies" though. |
| 2012-11-30 9:15 AM in reply to: #4516157 |
| Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 10:14 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:06 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. And we had to supply pics of our legitimate relationship, and get affidavits from friends and family as to the bona fides of the relationship, etc., etc., etc., And let's face it... to be dating/living together for 2 years before getting married - there's no way that rumpy bumpy didn't happen. hahahah pictures of your legitimate relationship? how do you do that!!! what if you turn off the stupid timestamp on your camera that ruins all pictures!!! are they rumpy bumpy pics? Edited by mehaner 2012-11-30 9:15 AM |
| 2012-11-30 9:17 AM in reply to: #4516161 |
| Pro 6191 | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:15 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 10:14 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:06 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. And we had to supply pics of our legitimate relationship, and get affidavits from friends and family as to the bona fides of the relationship, etc., etc., etc., And let's face it... to be dating/living together for 2 years before getting married - there's no way that rumpy bumpy didn't happen. hahahah pictures of your legitimate relationship? how do you do that!!! what if you turn off the stupid timestamp on your camera that ruins all pictures!!! are they rumpy bumpy pics? Judge, I present exhibit D: a facebook photo album from april 23, 2012. You can clearily see us making out in the background of the top right corner of this picture. And in this one, we're sitting next to each other at dinner. |
| 2012-11-30 9:18 AM in reply to: #4516161 |
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| 2012-11-30 9:20 AM in reply to: #4516161 |
| Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! mehaner - 2012-11-30 7:15 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 10:14 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:06 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. And we had to supply pics of our legitimate relationship, and get affidavits from friends and family as to the bona fides of the relationship, etc., etc., etc., And let's face it... to be dating/living together for 2 years before getting married - there's no way that rumpy bumpy didn't happen. hahahah pictures of your legitimate relationship? how do you do that!!! what if you turn off the stupid timestamp on your camera that ruins all pictures!!! are they rumpy bumpy pics? I have pics of Chi 2010 but only if the government makes me produce them. |
| 2012-11-30 9:22 AM in reply to: #4516178 |
| Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! Big Appa - 2012-11-30 9:20 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 7:15 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 10:14 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:06 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. And we had to supply pics of our legitimate relationship, and get affidavits from friends and family as to the bona fides of the relationship, etc., etc., etc., And let's face it... to be dating/living together for 2 years before getting married - there's no way that rumpy bumpy didn't happen. hahahah pictures of your legitimate relationship? how do you do that!!! what if you turn off the stupid timestamp on your camera that ruins all pictures!!! are they rumpy bumpy pics? I have pics of Chi 2010 but only if the government makes me produce them. The government will actually now have 2 of the pics from that night... NOT the map of Hawaii pic though, that one is special. |
| 2012-11-30 9:23 AM in reply to: #4500541 |
| Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! Okay TAN, I'm out to go to the gym. Though I'll be back later - I just can't quit you. |
| 2012-11-30 9:27 AM in reply to: #4516185 |
| Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 7:22 AM Big Appa - 2012-11-30 9:20 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 7:15 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 10:14 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:06 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. And we had to supply pics of our legitimate relationship, and get affidavits from friends and family as to the bona fides of the relationship, etc., etc., etc., And let's face it... to be dating/living together for 2 years before getting married - there's no way that rumpy bumpy didn't happen. hahahah pictures of your legitimate relationship? how do you do that!!! what if you turn off the stupid timestamp on your camera that ruins all pictures!!! are they rumpy bumpy pics? I have pics of Chi 2010 but only if the government makes me produce them. The government will actually now have 2 of the pics from that night... NOT the map of Hawaii pic though, that one is special. I wonder if I put all my pics together if I could establish Tony and I were together at the same time. Map of Hawaii, licking my dome.... ya |
| 2012-11-30 9:31 AM in reply to: #4516161 |
| Expert 1830 | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:15 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 10:14 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:06 AM gr33n - 2012-11-30 10:05 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-30 3:51 PM gr33n - 2012-11-30 8:25 AM I've been out of the country too long. Seriously is adultery a crime ? Apparently it is. There's a question on the application that states something to the effect of "have you ever committed a crime anywhere for which you have or haven't been arrested"... and that's when the lawyer dude brought up the fact that because I wasn't divorced yet we were technically committing the crime of adultery. I'm such a badazz. Can't you just say no ? How's he going to know ? they probably have to declare how long they have been together to prove their marriage is legit - and they were living together in london all that time. i would guess lying on a green card application is a big freaking deal. And we had to supply pics of our legitimate relationship, and get affidavits from friends and family as to the bona fides of the relationship, etc., etc., etc., And let's face it... to be dating/living together for 2 years before getting married - there's no way that rumpy bumpy didn't happen. hahahah pictures of your legitimate relationship? how do you do that!!! what if you turn off the stupid timestamp on your camera that ruins all pictures!!! are they rumpy bumpy pics? I wondered the same thing. How do you supply pics of a legitimate relationship? Maybe it's not that easy for the guvment workers to fulfill their need for porn? |
| 2012-11-30 9:33 AM in reply to: #4500541 |
| Champion 12759 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! Hi TAN. OHHHHH WHAAAAT A NIGHT!!!!!! (definitely in the top ten of my life) Red Carpet event at Chicago's new absolutely swank and three story wine and steak joint! UM....2 hours late for work but sooooo worth it! |
| 2012-11-30 9:34 AM in reply to: #4500541 |
| Champion 16151 Checkin' out the podium girls | Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! Waitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. |
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