Ghoulies vs BT Thread 2 (Page 56)

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.