Need girl advice. (Page 6)

Not possible... I was wearing a tri-suit!

You know, runnergirl's crown at the race last weekend had 10 mini burritos on it...in honor of...all their little babies...

See?
http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=24924&posts=19

Here's the cure:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00004TJH2/qid=1124825016/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-5494005-0751865?v=glance&s=dvd

Not a trace of estrogen.

No I'm not. Well, yes I am sometimes, but I used to order Ultimate Fighting on Pay Per View. I'm serious. I dont like wrestling, but UF is awesome.

Where did our story go?!? 3558? runnergirl? welshy?

Well, yours might be, but welshy and I have found a balance of kids and tris. The secret? Nannies who bring the kids to the races. Renee likes to babysit too andcomes to visit to escape the Canadian winter and train with us.

You're having the baby? Or she's having the baby?

I'm so gender confused ever since Tricomet called me a "she".

"I want to be called Loretta".

LMAO!!! omg, I'm so sorry--JOE!! Your post was just...so...girly...insightful...Maybe I sould re read it.

I have to go workout now.  I hope I end up in the right locker room.

Oh my- I had to go back to an all day meeting and I get back to my desk and see that thread has progressed without me!  Sorry abouthte old man comment- I had to get the soap opera to cont. somehow!  I can't believe I'm having kids!  3558- we need a live in nanny!  Oh yeah- can our kids be super athletic?  Ya know, the kind that are sooo advanced by the time their 2 that they can already swim, bike and run?? Just so that the kid factor deosn't take away from our tri time? 

Go figure...as soon as the guys get involve in the thread we get on the subject of flat tires- lol. 

But wait- Tricomet's son hears all the ruckas (sp?) in the basement and thinks it's a burglar trying to steal the bikes.  So he calls the cops and next thing you know the SWAT team busts open the door to find Welshy held prisoner as Renee is drugging him with vast amounts of electrolye tablets and wearing an an altered tri suit- it's black spandex Cat Woman outfit!  Tricomet's son (we need a name for him- especially since he's back int he picture.  Any suggestions???) is devestated that Renee cheated on him, because he loved her dearly- she was different than all the other girls he had dated.  She was older, more mature, and was a triathelte!  So then....

Ok- my side seriously aches from laughing over this thread.  This is so hysterical!  Chip is perfect!  Ia m almost certain TriComet would have to agree since it's burrito related!  I am predicting that when Chip enters the teenage years he's going to rebel against Welshy and TriComet and become anti-burrito and change his name- lol!

TODAY'S CLIFFHANGER ENDING...:

Renee has escaped, turned to the dark side of the force and is out for revenge.

Welshy finds out his office interest is working for the CIA and is recruiting him for a special mission.

Runnergirl is expecting twins and 3558 is the father of only one (hey, it's a soap opera).

Tricomet has disappeared???

Chip is last seen putting on a black ski mask and slipping a black Sharpie Waterproof marker in his pocket .

Gatsby is having his Health Club membership revoked over that little locker room mixup.  (considering the manicure, lilac scented whirlpool, private showers, coordinated workout suit, free massage and homemade chocolate chip oatmeal cookies - it was worth it.)

Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode of "As Welshy's World Turns".