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for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.


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ATXtri - 2009-05-11 4:30 PM I want babies... and lots of them. I'm gonna be the next Octo-Mom. look out...


yeah but the octomom didn't sleep around till she had 8, so you wouldn't be the same at all.

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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 3:32 PM

for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.


Meh, you totally don't HAVE to do that. Shove em in the car, give em a gag, or dope em up and drive to canada!!!!!! Go Mommy Go! Thats why God invented Dramamine.

Im gonna with Mother of the Year one day...

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ATXtri - 2009-05-11 3:30 PM

I want babies... and lots of them. I'm gonna be the next Octo-Mom. look out...


You can't get pregnant that way.
2009-05-11 3:35 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 3:33 PM

ATXtri - 2009-05-11 4:30 PM I want babies... and lots of them. I'm gonna be the next Octo-Mom. look out...


yeah but the octomom didn't sleep around till she had 8, so you wouldn't be the same at all.

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HEHE! I'm be Super-Slutty-Octo-Mom! Brown chicken brown cow.
2009-05-11 3:35 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.

That's NOT what you have to do. Sounds like your sister needs to step up her mommy game and not give into her 3.5 year old's whims. That's total bs, sorry.



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I wouldn't mind having a few kids one day. Then the next day taking them to the kennel until they were 18.
2009-05-11 3:37 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.

That's NOT what you have to do. Sounds like your sister needs to step up her mommy game and not give into her 3.5 year old's whims. That's total bs, sorry.



that's what i thought.

example 2.  i was at the pool after work while there was swimming lessons and while i was just about done showering and changing the kids finished and the locker room was flooded with moms and 6 year olds.  they were all so loud and helpless.  i was certainly able to get out of a wet swimsuit at 6 years, i kept thinking "wtf is wrong with these kids i'm NEVER having kids"
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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.


No, the worst thing you can do is let a 3 year old call the shots.  Why not give 'em and AmEx card too while you're at it?  You DO have the mother gene: ie common sense.  Too bad so many people with zero common sense seem to just keep procreating...

I love my kids.  It's babies, specifically, I've developed an aversion too.  I did the baby thing twice, that was plenty.  Maybe I could just get like a ready made 3 year old...?
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ATXtri - 2009-05-11 4:34 PM
meherczeg - 2009-05-11 3:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.
Meh, you totally don't HAVE to do that. Shove em in the car, give em a gag, or dope em up and drive to canada!!!!!! Go Mommy Go! Thats why God invented Dramamine. Im gonna with Mother of the Year one day...


that's what i told my mom!  why doesn't she just give kendal some nyquil and throw her in the carseat?  my mom was just blown away by that.  sorry but i remember doing lots of stuff cause "you said so" when i was a kid.
2009-05-11 3:39 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:37 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-11 4:35 PM

meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.

That's NOT what you have to do. Sounds like your sister needs to step up her mommy game and not give into her 3.5 year old's whims. That's total bs, sorry.



that's what i thought.

example 2.  i was at the pool after work while there was swimming lessons and while i was just about done showering and changing the kids finished and the locker room was flooded with moms and 6 year olds.  they were all so loud and helpless.  i was certainly able to get out of a wet swimsuit at 6 years, i kept thinking "wtf is wrong with these kids i'm NEVER having kids"

Yeah..I see a lot of crap like that. Most parents these days need to HTFU.  



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mr2tony - 2009-05-11 4:36 PM I wouldn't mind having a few kids one day. Then the next day taking them to the kennel until they were 18.


SNERK.  Not me, I would NEVER dream of doing something so terrible to my darlings!!
2009-05-11 3:40 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.


No, the worst thing you can do is let a 3 year old call the shots.  Why not give 'em and AmEx card too while you're at it?  You DO have the mother gene: ie common sense.  Too bad so many people with zero common sense seem to just keep procreating...

I love my kids.  It's babies, specifically, I've developed an aversion too.  I did the baby thing twice, that was plenty.  Maybe I could just get like a ready made 3 year old...?


there are TONS of 3-year-olds out there that need loving homes.
2009-05-11 3:40 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:39 PM
ATXtri - 2009-05-11 4:34 PM
meherczeg - 2009-05-11 3:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.
Meh, you totally don't HAVE to do that. Shove em in the car, give em a gag, or dope em up and drive to canada!!!!!! Go Mommy Go! Thats why God invented Dramamine. Im gonna with Mother of the Year one day...


that's what i told my mom!  why doesn't she just give kendal some nyquil and throw her in the carseat?  my mom was just blown away by that.  sorry but i remember doing lots of stuff cause "you said so" when i was a kid.

Right, when you're 3.5, what mom says, goes! It's simple.

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meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.

That's NOT what you have to do. Sounds like your sister needs to step up her mommy game and not give into her 3.5 year old's whims. That's total bs, sorry.



that's what i thought.

example 2.  i was at the pool after work while there was swimming lessons and while i was just about done showering and changing the kids finished and the locker room was flooded with moms and 6 year olds.  they were all so loud and helpless.  i was certainly able to get out of a wet swimsuit at 6 years, i kept thinking "wtf is wrong with these kids i'm NEVER having kids"


Dude it's ridiculous now.  My sister in law baby gated EVERY set of stairs in her house, and my nephew didn't learn how to WALK UP AND DOWN STAIRS until he was THREE.  That, kids, is absurd.  Parents are so afraid they coddle kids way too much.
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wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-11 4:40 PM

meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:39 PM
ATXtri - 2009-05-11 4:34 PM
meherczeg - 2009-05-11 3:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.
Meh, you totally don't HAVE to do that. Shove em in the car, give em a gag, or dope em up and drive to canada!!!!!! Go Mommy Go! Thats why God invented Dramamine. Im gonna with Mother of the Year one day...


that's what i told my mom!  why doesn't she just give kendal some nyquil and throw her in the carseat?  my mom was just blown away by that.  sorry but i remember doing lots of stuff cause "you said so" when i was a kid.

Right, when you're 3.5, what mom says, goes! It's simple.



Troof... The next level to that if I pushed it further was "wait until your father comes home"... then I knew I was in way too deep.

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Ima wait til I'm 50 and rich then knock up some 22-year old and give her $100K to raise the kid. That way I get a bloodline without having to worry about upkeep. Like having a nice car you pay someone else to fix.
2009-05-11 3:43 PM
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Nichole939 - 2009-05-11 4:41 PM
meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:37 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-11 4:35 PM

meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.

That's NOT what you have to do. Sounds like your sister needs to step up her mommy game and not give into her 3.5 year old's whims. That's total bs, sorry.



that's what i thought.

example 2.  i was at the pool after work while there was swimming lessons and while i was just about done showering and changing the kids finished and the locker room was flooded with moms and 6 year olds.  they were all so loud and helpless.  i was certainly able to get out of a wet swimsuit at 6 years, i kept thinking "wtf is wrong with these kids i'm NEVER having kids"


Dude it's ridiculous now.  My sister in law baby gated EVERY set of stairs in her house, and my nephew didn't learn how to WALK UP AND DOWN STAIRS until he was THREE.  That, kids, is absurd.  Parents are so afraid they coddle kids way too much.

THANK YOU!!! See, us single gals can't say this stuff, because we get the whole "you don't have kids so you don't know" crap. But I nannied for years - you don't think I don't know ANYTHING about babies and small children!?! All of the kids I cared for were under 5, and a few were infants when I first got to them. Yes, parents are ridiculous these days - I saw it all the time with the people I worked for.

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mr2tony - 2009-05-11 4:43 PM

Ima wait til I'm 50 and rich then knock up some 22-year old and give her $100K to raise the kid. That way I get a bloodline without having to worry about upkeep. Like having a nice car you pay someone else to fix.


or you could lease
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Nichole939 - 2009-05-11 4:41 PM
meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:37 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-11 4:35 PM

meherczeg - 2009-05-11 4:32 PM for example, here's why i don't think i want kids.  i told my sister she should come visit with my goddaughter this summer.  kendal is 3.5 so she can really enjoy the tourist stuff here.  and she says "well that's not up to me to decide."  apparently kendal hates the car so amy can't go anywhere far away.

i told my mom this story and she goes "oh i remember what that's like when you're a mom your kid determines that kind of stuff."

really?  the 3 year old is in charge?  hell no.  if that's what i gotta do, i'm not gonna do it.

OK so i guess i have no mother gene.

That's NOT what you have to do. Sounds like your sister needs to step up her mommy game and not give into her 3.5 year old's whims. That's total bs, sorry.



that's what i thought.

example 2.  i was at the pool after work while there was swimming lessons and while i was just about done showering and changing the kids finished and the locker room was flooded with moms and 6 year olds.  they were all so loud and helpless.  i was certainly able to get out of a wet swimsuit at 6 years, i kept thinking "wtf is wrong with these kids i'm NEVER having kids"


Dude it's ridiculous now.  My sister in law baby gated EVERY set of stairs in her house, and my nephew didn't learn how to WALK UP AND DOWN STAIRS until he was THREE.  That, kids, is absurd.  Parents are so afraid they coddle kids way too much.


my ex-boyfriend's son, who was 6 or 7 at the time, needed his mom or grandma to wipe his a$$ after he went #2.  when we had the kids the first time bailey expected me to do that i said HTFU you're a big boy now, wipe your own $hit (without all the sweaing, i'm not THAT mom-gene-less)

his daughter who was 3 was getting chronic UTIs.  i noticed in the bathroom she was wiping from back to front and maybe this was the cause.  when i told her mom she was like "no there's nothing wrong with that, that couldn't possibly be the issue."  really?  cause i think fecal bacteria can cause a UTI.
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JChristoff - 2009-05-11 3:44 PM

mr2tony - 2009-05-11 4:43 PM

Ima wait til I'm 50 and rich then knock up some 22-year old and give her $100K to raise the kid. That way I get a bloodline without having to worry about upkeep. Like having a nice car you pay someone else to fix.


or you could lease


Nah I want one of my own. You know, just to be all debonair and cool and say `Look what I got!!!'


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mr2tony - 2009-05-11 4:43 PM Ima wait til I'm 50 and rich then knock up some 22-year old and give her $100K to raise the kid. That way I get a bloodline without having to worry about upkeep. Like having a nice car you pay someone else to fix.


google it, it costs a LOT more than 100K to raise a child to 18, and that's not including college.  of course, it would be your child, and therefore probably not smart enough for college.
2009-05-11 3:48 PM
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sidebar - I want compression tights. I am sore from yesterday and they would feel good. But they are expensive, even with the BT 10% discount. 

That is all.

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wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-11 4:48 PM

sidebar - I want compression tights. I am sore from yesterday and they would feel good. But they are expensive, even with the BT 10% discount. 

That is all.



get some old school spandex a size smaller than you wear.  yeah buddy.
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mr2tony - 2009-05-11 3:43 PM

Ima wait til I'm 50 and rich then knock up some 22-year old and give her $100K to raise the kid. That way I get a bloodline without having to worry about upkeep. Like having a nice car you pay someone else to fix.


Where do I sign up? I'm clearly going to want the money ahead of time and if it's a gilr, we're going to need more like $1M
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