Need girl advice. (Page 7)

max - 2005-08-24 7:01 AM Hey, how'd I get wrapped up in this? That image of me in the high heels and skirt was buried a LONG TIME AGO!!! I'm innocent, I tell ya!!

Max- what's your son's name?  I have a feeling he'll be included in this soap opera soon   Stay tuned.

...Upon finding Comet in the dark with her death grip on the W cufflinks, Renee and Chip frantically try to reach welshy to explain the dire situation. He cannot be reached, he is doing his first ironman that day. That is why comet is so devistated. She is not there to support her beloved, help with his bike, and volunteer to body mark and be his finish line catcher. She doesn't know what she is going to do. Why could he abadon her so and inflict the ultimate hurt on her?!??

They decide that only another man can make her feel better until Welshy gets back, becuase she will take him back now that he's an ironman, and so they ring up max and get Rob to fly down...

I am welshy's evil twin.

Or maybe he's my evil twin - I have amnesia.

Ditto! I feel like Michael Corleone - I keep trying to get out but they keep pulling me back in.

And, for the sake of realism, please keep my amorous targets post-grad.

High school or college?

james bond is way better than any soap opera. i think i need to make a grand entrance pretty soon here.  runnergirl, who's the daddy of your other twin baby, by the way?

I liked where my story went...take it from there 3558. I guess we have 2 plot lines going.

...and the other father of the twin is.....*drumrolllllll*.........tim_edwards!!!!!! *GASPS from the audience*

The shocking thing is, I was in a coma for the past 3 years. Janelle, you animal!

No, I like my version better.
We need welshy to come back so he can pick it up where I left off. I mis him terribly...

No- I like my vesion better!  So this is how it's going to work...Tim was an excellent actor, and had faked even the best neuologists int he world that he was in a coma for 3 years.  Reason being, he wanted to set up runnergirl and tell everyone that she took advanatge of him while he was incoherent adn he was the father of the other baby becuase he wanted runnergirl really bad.  He despised 3558 and wanted to ruin their lives.  However, the plan failed and he never ended up with runnergirl becuase 3558 was in love with her and the free burrito deal she snagged!

This is for Tricomet:

So Rob flew down and although he always suuported her with her tri's, there was something missing. Although he mixed her protaein shakes and revocery drinks just perfect, TriComet felt empty without Welshy.  Rod tried and tried, but the more he helped carry Tri Comet's tri bag at her races, she realized what was missing.  She needed a tri man!  Noboy could replace Welshy, especailly since he did really well at this first IM.  In fact he did so well that he placed 1 st overall!  The race was televised, and Welshy was instraucted to give a speech on his stellar performance.  Welshy teared up, looking back on his progression and history of becoming a triathlete.  He could only give the credit to TriComet, who was alwasy supportive and catered to his tri needs.  The speech went something like this...(TriComet, the speech is all yours!)

I'm heartbroken. I'm running off to join the Légion Étrangère . I hear Renee is into French-speaking guys in uniform.

Welshy might do a better job of signing my praises in his winner speech, but here it goes:

"...I cannot belive this day! I...I...*choking back tears*...am just so...overwhelmed. First I would like to thank my parents for everything and my little girl...I love you!! Next, to my darling tri girl that I miss terribly...Comet. I met you through this wonderful sport, and you pushed me to where I am today. Sometimes in an inappropriate S & M kinda way, but it was always welcome and much appreciated. I wouldn't be here today without you, and I wish you were here with me to celebrate this momentous occasion....*more tears*...."

I hear Welshy likes to be tied to a training schedule and get whipped into shape by a woman who dominates her sport and can show him the ropes.

(Wouldn't Welshy's speech be in "ode" rhyming format?)

You're right! How could I make such a mistake?! I think that a speech or ode of that importance is best left up to him though.....take it away welshy.....