TAN #178: If TANning were an Olympic sport ... (Page 7)

Big Appa - 2012-08-03 3:13 PM

$505.60 is still less than most of you effer's

trmat79 - 2012-08-03 4:15 PM bummer bro... i mean you like to be at work right??

tcarlson78 - 2012-08-04 4:20 AM

Oh yeah work is awsome, Its the compulsary drinking on friday afternoon that is the problem. 

P.S. at $345.60 Im a freaking angle compared to all of you, come on help me out here.

 

trmat79 - 2012-08-03 4:11 PM

Funny to see how many people have peed in a phone... especially with this crowd.. thank you all for making my friday

tcarlson78 - 2012-08-04 4:20 AM

Oh yeah work is awsome, Its the compulsary drinking on friday afternoon that is the problem. 

P.S. at $345.60 Im a freaking angle compared to all of you, come on help me out here.

 

pitt83 - 2012-08-03 2:25 PM



Phone is even more wrong than pool.

Big Appa - 2012-08-03 1:15 PM

No opposite sex stuff and never cheated I think threesome and black out drunk might be the only things to change in the future the rest is staying put.

TriAya - 2012-08-03 4:25 PM

I like freaky angles.

trmat79 - 2012-08-03 12:50 PM Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. Smoked weed -- $10... Did acid or pills -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25... Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Cross dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive and drank -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in public -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend -- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Asalzwed - 2012-08-04 4:24 AM I can't do maths.

Big Appa - 2012-08-03 2:26 PM

HAHA nice catch jack hole.

No same sex stuff, sorry I got your hopes up.

Teejaay - 2012-08-03 1:26 PM

I've never done someone in prison.  I have done a Puerto Rican though (odd that was there)

Big Appa - 2012-08-03 2:29 PM

Ohh the Puerto Rican one could theoretically change. Two of the most beautiful women I know are Puerto Rican, maybe I could get two down in one act.

TriAya - 2012-08-03 3:28 PM

I've been staring at hot running chicks and thinking of you all day. Sorry to rub it in but I thought I'd give it a happy twist.

Teejaay - 2012-08-03 3:32 PM

The do someone in prison one is within your reach too ..

trmat79 - 2012-08-03 1:32 PM Its good to have goals bro

mr2tony - 2012-08-03 1:33 PM For him it'd be `get done in prison' wouldn't it?

Big Appa - 2012-08-03 3:34 PM

If I did the 3 acts it would bump me to $595.60. The Cheating is really holding back my numbers I guess