I'm a post killer (Page 79)

And that's what really matters. 

I can't top the pictures from the Don/Rosie thread so I'm posting a recipe.  One of my favorites:

Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.

*snerk*

What life would be like if Robin hosted a cooking show.....

Except you need to add in nekkid dancing on the counter at some point .

and THEN??  glug glug glug

You COULD if you made a serious effort.....SLACKER!!        God loves you

Speaking of which....Where's Dawne when I need her? 

Work....riiiiiiiiight.... 

As for the rest of you, don't make me amuse myself with dirty computer terms......

 Like the pair of panties that has mount/dev/slot on the front.  They make me giggle.

This time on a Friday, probably on a conference call. 

Conference call?  What do you do?

Can't a guy just want to enjoy a woman's presence, or engage in a bit of light conversat...

I tried to get through that with a straight face but couldn't do it... 

The best part of my day is when I turn on my mac and I get the prompt:  Choose which server you'd like to mount 

My co-workers and I have had in-depth (ahem) conversations about all of the ineundos (I did NOT just type that) and sexual references of computer terminology.  It is a well known fact that geeks are obsessed with sex.  Maybe because they never get it...who really knows.

Didn't I see that sign at HOOTERS??

 Wanna fork?

That also ranks up there with asking an acquaintance if it's ok to finger her later.....