TAN#155: TANkful Yanti's still alive (Page 9)

Totally depends on the person.
I know 24 year old people who are OLD. They act old, they think old, they are old.
Yet I know people in their 40s, 50s, 60s who are living life up and acting like they are still in their 20s. Love that.
  

BWAH HAHAHAHA

You're so rude. I don't have old balls.

I do

Lucky for you, with me, age IS a non-factor. Otherwise you'd a never had a chance, seedling.

I am considering letting you be up for parole when you're 35 and look 45, and I'll still look the age you are now.

Troof--I looked older than I do now when I was 19. Then again, I was really, really effed up when I was 19. I cleaned up a bit around 20, 21, but by the time I was 22 I was morbidly obese.

Hm. They have um, rings and straps for that, you know.

I do have an old tennis ball stuck in a hole in my wall.

I seriously doubt I'll ever look as old as I am. When I was 25, I was IDed at a place that the underagers goto drink here in Quebec... where the legal drinking age is 18.

You could be a lot of fun. I rrrikes them RAW and RRRRIGGGLING!

By the way, when did "a lot of fun" become a euphemism for sex? I only heard it a few weeks ago (in person), and then a couple days ago in the movie Anger Management.

I do have an old tennis ball stuck in a hole in my wall.

That made me laugh, very funny. I don't know why, just caught me weird.

Sinner!

Honey, I ain't that much older than you, but I been around long enough to know there ain't no such thing as a good Catholic boy.

Well, someone's gotta keep up with the Catholic school girls, right?

At least once a day.

Okay, okay, I just canNOT resist a good story ...

My mom had a decades-long affair with a Catholic priest. They were school friends in wartime, got together before he went off to war, then after that he decided to become a priest, but could not bear to break it off with my mom. Meanwhile, she goes off to the U.S. (there was NOTHING in Germany after the war) and marries my dad, but ... uh ... "sees" him whenever she visits her family back in Germany, and they kept up a florid correspondence for 50 years.

50 years.

As my mom's been losing her mind, I've slowly been sorting through her lifetime of accumulated things. I recently found the cache of letters, 50 years' worth of letters, back and forth with this priest (and he is still a priest). The older ones I can't even read, for they are written in the old German script (which is not much like the Roman alphabet later adopted).

Isn't that romantic???

I am 32 and get carded Every. Single. Time. I order a drink.
Not complaining! 

Honestly, wouldn't have guessed anywhere near 32. I would have said mid to late 20s.

Does having unprotected "white pants" with a person you’re not married too and is a devil worshiper while being drunk, tattooed, using the lords name in vane, and watching porn make it a Uber sin?

and that. Is. A. Lot.  

Only if the person you're not married to is himself married, a devil worshiper, drunk on something, tattooed, using the Lord's name in vain, watching porn, AND meanwhile back at the ranch is also having unprotected "white pants" with someone else who is also married (not to him), a devil worshiper, drunk, tattooed, using the Lord's name in vain, and a teenage porn star.

Not that I have personal experience with this or anything.

The unprotected part would, technically, make it less of a sin... haha

Oh true, I forgot about the crazy Catholics and their rules. I could add in caffeine to up the Mormon sin factor.

Unless, technically, you are a gay male prostitute. That one has made me scratch my head since it came out.

What's that?

I mean what is the rule.