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2010-04-15 5:31 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 4:56 PM
Silver Bullet - 2010-04-15 4:44 PM Ok, if we're busting out stories...

My SO's parents were visiting friends once, and the friends' two small boys had been sent upstairs to play while the adults had boring adult conversation in the kitchen. Some time into the visit, the sound of thundering feet and "YAAA! HYAAA!" (etc.) are heard at the top of the stairs, on the stairs, and then in the living room. All four adults go into the living room to see the boys hitting each other with [rubber male representation object]s.

Their Dad, totally deadpan: "What are you two doing?"
One of the boys: "SWORDFIGHTING!"
Their Dad, still deadpan: "And where did you get those swords?"
Both boys, in unison: "(gasp) THE NO-NO DRAWER!"

It was at that point that their mom started yelling and SO's parents fled back to the kitchen so they could safely laugh their arses off.

Freud woulda had a field day with that one...


At least they didn't say they were cockfighting....


This, this made my day... i was almost in tears when I read it... omg 

2010-04-15 6:45 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
pitt83 - 2010-04-15 6:11 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-15 5:10 PM
Pector55 - 2010-04-15 5:03 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-15 4:43 PM
CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM
Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist.  They also know they are not to be snooping in my room.

If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault.  they deserve the trauma.


Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries."


That was the movie Parenthood. 


by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries.....



LOL, not judging, I just found it funny when it was blurted out during the movie.  Laughing


toys don't talk back and don't lie about their marital status!!!!!
Yeah, but ours deflate and need patching. In a hurry, can you use CO2 cartridges for those?


omg I just spit my wine out...rotflmao!
2010-04-15 6:48 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
TriToy - 2010-04-15 4:45 PM
pitt83 - 2010-04-15 6:11 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-15 5:10 PM
Pector55 - 2010-04-15 5:03 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-15 4:43 PM
CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM
Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist.  They also know they are not to be snooping in my room.

If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault.  they deserve the trauma.


Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries."


That was the movie Parenthood. 


by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries.....



LOL, not judging, I just found it funny when it was blurted out during the movie.  Laughing


toys don't talk back and don't lie about their marital status!!!!!
Yeah, but ours deflate and need patching. In a hurry, can you use CO2 cartridges for those?


omg I just spit my wine out...rotflmao!


I can see the headlines..."LBS across the nation report a run on CO2 cartridges and patch kits"
2010-04-15 8:37 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
So, Aces, had your question answered yet?
2010-04-15 9:17 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
If you really want to be sure no one finds it, children, etc.. 

buy an inexpensive gun lock box for pistols, perfect size and has a small keypad on it..
2010-04-16 9:55 AM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
I'm curious, Aces, what are people keeping in these drawers.  A poll may come in handy, here!

2010-04-16 10:13 AM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
Nightstand?  I don't get it.

That's what the deadbolt lock on the door to the basement sound-proofed "mommy-daddy play room" is for.

Tongue out
2010-04-16 10:38 AM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
Bigfuzzydoug - 2010-04-16 11:13 AM Nightstand?  I don't get it.

That's what the deadbolt lock on the door to the basement sound-proofed "mommy-daddy play room" is for.

Tongue out


"Kids, never ever go in that room, no matter what you hear!"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!"
2010-04-16 1:45 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand

Do you think it would be any more damaging/less damaging if daddy is single and has a naughty drawer? 

2010-04-16 1:59 PM
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Big Appa - 2010-04-16 2:45 PM

Do you think it would be any more damaging/less damaging if daddy is single and has a naughty drawer? 



TMI!

Out mental image, OUT!
2010-04-16 2:00 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
pitt83 - 2010-04-16 11:59 AM
Big Appa - 2010-04-16 2:45 PM

Do you think it would be any more damaging/less damaging if daddy is single and has a naughty drawer? 

TMI! Out mental image, OUT!



muuhhhhaaaaaaaa

2010-04-16 3:25 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand

gearboy - 2010-04-16 10:38 AM
Bigfuzzydoug - 2010-04-16 11:13 AM Nightstand?  I don't get it.

That's what the deadbolt lock on the door to the basement sound-proofed "mommy-daddy play room" is for.

Tongue out


"Kids, never ever go in that room, no matter what you hear!"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!"

 





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2010-04-16 3:34 PM
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jspelay - 2010-04-15 11:30 AM just thought of this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQjkWjKZ4Sw&feature=PlayList&p=8D944A4A05E52807&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=11


Ikea comercial...

They don't show that commercial here in Utah. 
2010-04-16 3:50 PM
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Subject: RE: Naughtiness in the Nightstand
blueyedbikergirl - 2010-04-15 3:00 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-15 3:43 PM
CubeFarmGopher - 2010-04-15 3:16 PM
Pector55 - 2010-04-15 3:10 PM
TriToy - 2010-04-06 9:51 PM Due to various conversations, the boys know that toys exist.  They also know they are not to be snooping in my room.

If they come upon the various toys it is their own dang fault.  they deserve the trauma.


Wasn't there a Steve Martin movie where a girl yelled to her mom, "at least my boyfriend doesn't require batteries."


That was the movie Parenthood. 

by my own choice right now my BF requires batteries.....



Aaaahhh yes, the always reliable BOB... well, reliable as long as the batteries haven't died!  

Puts a new meaning to BYOB.
 

Edited by pdbman 2010-04-16 3:53 PM
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