Rower - 2005-04-06 5:58 AM
The only rude comments are by some inbred rednecks (yes we have some on eastern LI) commenting on me wearing spandex biking shorts and a biking jersey, nothing aggrivates them more than ignoring them.
As said in that mel brooks film, "You got to be a man to wear tights!"
I have perfected my ignore so that it looks like I'm totally oblivious to their existance. It's wonderful. But it's easy, considering how focused I usually am when riding. I know they're there and dangerous, but I've got my eyes on the road ahead of me.
I've had some of the most vulgar things yelled at me while riding or running. Disgusting stuff. I just act like nothing happened, make sure I'm not in immediate danger, keep going, and say a little prayer asking for that person to see the error of their ways.
Best thing, though, is to let it bounce off you. It says more about them that they need to do something like that to feel like they have some power in the world. I know it's hard not to take it personally, especially when they certainly direct it at YOU. But don't. Tell yourself whatever you need to to keep your wits about you and to not lose your focus and cool.
So you're not a slim, trim cyclist. You know what? You can still kick their ass probably. And you're enough of an athlete that you can certainly sprint away from them if you needed to. They'd probably chase you for about 5 seconds and then fall to the ground with a heart attack from the exertion.
As for the people who swerve, nothing makes them happier than to see you get mad and jump up and down and give them the finger. That's exactly what they're looking for. It's the same idiots who think it's fun to torture animals and make little kids cry. Even if you can't give a license plate number, I'd make a call to the local traffic enforcement folks
(sheriff or highway patrol, etc
). I know from experience if enough calls come in for a particular area, they have to put someone on patrol there for a while.
Is there a local cycling club? Maybe they can suggest other methods for dealing with the problem in your area: new routes, group rides, activism to increase awareness of cycling and the need to "share the road", etc.