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Lake Mills, Wisconsin
United States
Lake Mills Triathlon
Total Time = 00m
Overall Rank = /
Age Group =
Age Group Rank = 0/
Pre-race routine:

To quote jszat, "so either DTFU or dont peeps. Donkeydom isnt some freakin list, its a way of life. You either donkey or you aint."

I ain't.

'Nuff said. End of race report.
Swim
  • 00m
  • 440 yards
  • / 100 yards
Transition 1
  • 00m
Bike
  • 00m
  • 15 miles
  • 0.00 mile/hr
Transition 2
  • 00m
Run
  • 00m
  • 3.11 miles
  •  min/mile
Post race



Last updated: 2009-03-18 12:00 AM
Swimming
00:00:00 | 440 yards | / 100yards
Age Group: 0/
Overall: 0/
Performance:
Suit:
Course:
Start type: Plus:
Water temp: 0F / 0C Current:
200M Perf. Remainder:
Breathing: Drafting:
Waves: Navigation:
Rounding:
T1
Time: 00:00
Performance:
Cap removal: Helmet on/
Suit off:
Wetsuit stuck? Run with bike:
Jump on bike:
Getting up to speed:
Biking
00:00:00 | 15 miles | 0.00 mile/hr
Age Group: 0/
Overall: 0/
Performance:
Wind:
Course:
Road:   Cadence:
Turns: Cornering:
Gear changes: Hills:
Race pace: Drinks:
T2
Time: 00:00
Overall:
Riding w/ feet on shoes
Jumping off bike
Running with bike
Racking bike
Shoe and helmet removal
Running
00:00:00 | 03.11 miles |  min/mile
Age Group: 0/
Overall: 0/
Performance:
Course:
Keeping cool Drinking
Post race
Weight change: %
Overall:
Mental exertion [1-5]
Physical exertion [1-5]
Good race?
Evaluation
Course challenge
Organized?
Events on-time?
Lots of volunteers?
Plenty of drinks?
Post race activities:
Race evaluation [1-5]

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2009-06-07 9:53 PM

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Expert
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2009-06-08 7:02 AM
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Master
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Madison, WI
Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon

Um, that is so not true! Only a donkey gets out there and finishs the course minus the timing chip. Come on - give us the REAL race report, cause you are a REAL donkey!

2009-06-08 7:46 AM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon

I don't recall jszat saying "donkeydom is finishing every race you started, or never facing a hard swim, or caring about what others think about you."

 

It's a way of life. You are a donkey, whether you like it or not. DTFU and do this race report, tell us what happened so we can encourage you and get you on your way again.

EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-08 8:22 AM
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Elite
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West Allis, Wisconsin
Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon

dude you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo donkey!!!!!!  the fact that you said f*ck it, and did the bike and run anyways proves it BEYOND the shadow of a doubt.

2009-06-08 9:55 AM
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Master
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Waukesha, WI
Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon

race report, race report, race report.  The fact that you finished it anyway shows that you are a true donkey.  Now get some words down brother.

2009-06-08 10:38 AM
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Elite
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Muskego, WI
Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon

What the bloody h#ll happened?  Another part of donkey-ism is that we keep our head down and plow forward without regard for style points or how we look in the process.  I saw some of the photos and just standing on that shore in 50-degrees facing that water gave me gastrointestinal distress, so whatever actually happened won't change my impression of you or anyone else, FWIW.



2009-06-08 12:39 PM
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Champion
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Menomonee Falls, WI
Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon
Even the Excuse Generator XB49000 rejects this excuse based on your well-established Donkey-ness. Any Donkey that finishes the race sans chip has more than proved their Donk-icity!
2009-06-08 9:37 PM
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Expert
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Oak Creek, WI
Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon

truthfully... thats cr@p pete...!!!  swimming sucks...!!!  we all know that...  or at least most of us do...

get out there and OWS...!!!  it will get better...  at least thats what i keep telling myself...  and i think its working...

look at the progress you've made on the run...!!!  i think you've got a little madison hangover still going on...  shake it off...!!!

by the way...  as my momma always told me...  "ain't" ain't a word...!!!

 

2009-06-08 11:07 PM
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Master
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Muskego, WI
Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon
come on my tall friend!! next time...and you know it will be better, you got the swim issue out of your system...so now its "all systems go!!" for next time!!!!
2009-06-09 6:07 AM
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Subject: RE: Lake Mills Triathlon

Don't be so hard on yourself, just DTFU and say I'll kick that waters arse the next time, because there will be a next time by tall friend.  Besides, if it were easy, everyone and there mama would be out there doing it.

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