Slugger versus TaserDee (Page 4)

Ahhh, no walk/run this weekend, I can hear those tasers behind me!!!!

And from the side. And from the front.

You can run, but you can't hide. I've got you covered in all directions.

out of interest what was the final result here?

Hmm, good question. We stopped on the 21st and I believe were within minutes at that point. I then proceeded to run waaaaaaay far into the wilderness and concocted a very elaborate scheme to get Dee a new job that would force her to move, thus distracting her from both running and tasing me.

Lemme see if I can figger it out...

Hey cool, looks like I won! Yay!

Of course, I haven't run since...

Well, neither have I. Because I moved. But that's beside the point.

For *not* running lately, you deserve a good tasering.

But I'll let you pick the taser's color. Because I'm a giver like that.

But your tasers are all still packed. Neener neener neener!

Um, wait, was that packing tape ripping I just heard?

It's only a short drive to the nearest taser store. I can pick up a few new ones.... (You can never own too many tasers, right?)