whew...something's STANKY

So this morning we were in a hurry to leave and I forgot to put on deoderant because hubby had locked the bathroom door and I couldn't get in. No worries, thought I. I'll just be sitting at my cube all day and the only moisture will be the tears of boredom running down my cheeks.

Then I go to work, checked my schedule, and realized today was the all-company summer bash, outside. No worries, thought I. For one thing it's cloudy, and for another, I'll probably just go long enough to get some free lunch, and then begone.

So I got to the summer bash and they had sidewalk chalk. And bouncy balls. And hula hoops. And honestly, how could I resist? So I played for an hour and a half, laughing like a maniac with a couple of the interns, and taking turns tracing around people on the sidewalk to make it look like a dead body.

And that's when I got inside, took a good sniff, and though SHIT.

And that's the end of that story. Feel free to hyjack. I'm just blowing off time till I can go home and take a shower and put myself and my coworkers out of their misery.