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2005-09-02 8:49 AM

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Ok guys, how about a pick me up -- since Welshy didn't leave us with a Thirsty Thursday funny to read this morning.

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2005-09-02 8:55 AM
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2005-09-02 11:27 AM
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."  I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I Promise!"   Well, the hours passed and the drinks were going down way too easy.   Around 3 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.



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2005-09-02 11:50 AM
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OMG that was so funny, I don't know why I just totally split a gut.

:::still laughing:::

2005-09-02 11:53 AM
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so did i the first time i read it.  i've saved it in my email for over a year!
2005-09-02 1:51 PM
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Cristin,
I'm crying here at work, that was hilarious! Great pick me up!


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