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2006-03-17 1:13 PM

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Subject: St. Paddy's Day Tribute

I am sitting here copying and pasting
Thinking about the beer I wish I was tasting
You see, it's Saint Paddy's Day
And the beer-drinking time is a-wasting

In a cubicle is where I spend my life
It's not exactly filled with strife
But when there's Guiness out the to be drunk
I want to escape to where the beer is rife

The quiet in this place is pervasive
It's beginning to get quite abrasive
My co-workers wear green but their souls are not Irish
If they were, life would be a bit less offensive

So, my unemployed friends, far and wide
For me, please raise your glasses high
It might only be noon, but you're wasted
And today, in that you should take pride



2006-03-17 1:15 PM
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Subject: RE: St. Paddy's Day Tribute

Hope you all have a Happy St. Patricks Day!!


Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says,

"I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Faith and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world, so did I! So did I!!

And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.
Can you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits, and orders a drink.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight."


Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"


"The Kelly twins are drunk again."


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