regarding seinfeld (Page 2)

I kept seeing this Seinfeld thread in the 'last replied' spot in COJ the last few days...I came into see what all the excitement was about...I finally got a response to my 2003 thread!

Thanks Comet!

That posts lonely days are over...

I was wondering how long it was going to take these supposed 'sharp' COJers to realize it was an old thread! Someone challenged my COJ Queen position and I think I just proved myself. Great thread Ron, truely a classic. 4 years old and it picked right up.

This is probably the most interesting part of it:

2007-06-17 2:20 AM (#847314 - in reply to #117)

Post #117?!   This had to be one of the first ever threads in CoJ (or on BT, for that matter).

All Hail Comet.  Queen of CoJ!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Have a great day COJ, I'm off to class. I'll be back tonight.

George : Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong.

( A waitress comes up to G )Waitress : Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.

George : Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.

Elaine : Well, there's no telling what can happen from this.

Jerry : You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cos salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.

George : Good for the tuna. ( A blonde looks at George )

Elaine : Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you.

George : So what? What am I supposed to do?

Elaine : Go talk to her.

George : Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women.

Jerry : Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them.

George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.

Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!( He goes over to the woman )

George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction.

Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me.

( G takes a deep breath )George : My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Victoria : I'm Victoria. Hi.

This is my favorite episode ever.  I also love any mention of Art Vandelay, the architect. 

-"Maybe the dingo ate your baby"

-"Newman"!

don't forget the bizzaro world

"He's a loathsome, offensive brute...yet I can't look away"

                                        - woman considering purchasing the Kramer painting

"Feels like an Arby's night"

                                         - David Puddy

Gotta Love Frank Costanza.

Frank: In a car, with my wife. He stopped short. You think I don't know

what that's about? That's my old move! I used it on Estelle forty years

ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! [Demonstrates] Hmmph! I

stopped short.

Jerry: Really, stopping short. That's a good move.

Frank: You're not kidding it's a good move!

I LOVE that line (the bisque).