Subject: RE: Drone crashes into triathlete Originally posted by Left BrainOriginally posted by moondawg14Originally posted by Left BrainThe only way it could be better is if it strafed the race with rubber bullets that you had to dodge. Rubber bullets? HTFU, man! Dude.....I'm trying hard not to upset the fragile sensibilities. I can see the race advertizing now.... "Live Fire Triathlon 2015. Sprint Distance... if you're lucky." Race FAQ "If a race medic needs to amputate a limb, can I still finish the race?" Yes, but only if you carry the limb with you over the finish line. You MUST finish the race with all parts of the body that started the race. "Are bullet-proof vests allowed?" Our drones are armed with standard NATO 7.62mm rounds. As such, most commercially available bulletproof gear is rendered worthless. You're welcome to try your luck, I suppose. "Is there anything I can do about the drones?" Each participant is issued one shoulder-fired SAM in their race bag. "Is this a draft-legal race?" Participants are encouraged to group themselves into maneuverable, yet nimble, groups of their own choosing. Ultimately, however, it's every man (or woman) for himself (or herself, as the case may be.) |