I can't be the only one who does this. (Page 2)

I also talk to most of the animals I pass on my long rides/runs.

Side story: My wife still makes fun of me for this one. After a long run I walked in the house semi-coherent from 15 miles or so. She asked how my run went and my answer came from the most memorable sight on that run. My exact answer was "have you ever seen a goat poop?" To this day she will just bust that one out of nowhere and both of get a huge laugh. Life is too short and I am too slow to take myself seriously!