Democrats Anti-Corruption Message for 2018

Junior O'Daniel (Pelosi): He's the reform candidate Daddy. People like that reform. We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.

Pappy O'Daniel (Schummer): I'll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bicth. Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.