I tell you what eric, We went to sandals negril in jamaica for a week. all the food and drinks were free and it was around 3 grand with air. It was fun with scuba and sea stuff costing a few bucks more. I would do that for all inclusive. If you want to live the good life in an exotic place, go to the atlantis hotel in the bahamas. it is THE best hotel in the bahamas. There is more than enough to do there just pay ala carte for what you want to do.
Or just pitch a tent at shawnee mission park and have her get used to you disappointing her. p.s. bring only sporks.