Is this absurd or what?

Hey, that isn't at all beyond anything I've seen. Here in Hawaii a judge issued a restraining order against a DOG! A DOG!!!

And there was another instance where a judge issued an order against the petitioner's alter-ego! The guy got an order against himself!

Yeah, well everyone knows that everyone in Hawaii is a criminal.  Oh, wait, that's Australia - the other island.   Sorry, Wookie.

[hijak]This is a pretty standard pattern thread...let's call it the red-madlib style thread.  The pattern is as follows:

1st post:     The 'topic'
2nd post:    A fairly straight response from
3rd post:    Bear attributing everything good to him
4th post:     'Only if/because it's RED'
5th+ post:   Small talk / innuendo about red

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I don't think this is strange at all.  I've been getting subliminal messages and meaningful eye contact from the entire supermodel community.  I've requested and pleaded for various types of  'restraining orders', but their bodyguards won't allow it. 

You forgot somewhere around post #8 or so where some humorless wag tries to make a wry observation that fails miserably due to lack of intelligence and insight, then tries to salvage it by piggybacking on the bear's original comments.

How silly of me - good observation.  They'll probably weigh in shortly, don't you think? 

This lady is out of her mind... How could any Judge support this order???

Pure Crazyness!