Subject: Change my flat? Well go right ahead...Overheard on last night's group ride, after guy gets his second flat on the ride: girl: Listen, my house is literally right down this street. Follow me and I'll give you a loaner wheel. guy: Uh, I dunno. I have another tube. girl: Come on, it'll be so much faster than changing your flat here on the road. Just follow me to my house. guy: Uh...ok. Flat changing...the new pickup line! I seriously had to make a huge effort to not just bust out laughing at the conversation, which would have been totally inappropriate. |