Friday Funnies

Hey...you found page 2 of Dick Cheney's hotel requirements! 

SOMEONE ASKED FOR A LAUGH????

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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called naproxen.

Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
Announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously, we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."