Subject: RE: Yankee SwapHeh...that's a good story, but how many people stole the "sex toy the size of your arm"? rbschlesinger - 2005-12-20 12:14 PM We played this about two years after I had graduated college with all of my college teammates and their wifes/girlfriends at a "fancy"party one of the wives threw. Well they called the game "Dirty Santa". I have a friend is is highly intelligent just no street smarts. Well we had been at the party a while and then it was announced it was time to play "dirty santa". Mike happens to be standing next to me and asks what I brought as a gift. I tell him it is a golf cooler with some club covers and a sleeve of balls. He looks really confused and asks me, "how is that dirty?" I then ask him what he means and he replies, "Well it's dirty santa, you bring a gift thats dirty right?" I tell him that it is called dirty santa because you steal each others gifts. His mouth drops open as I hear a girl screaming in shock because she just opened a package that conatained a sex toy the size of my arm. Of course, that was mikes gift that he had mistakenly brought. |