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2005-12-19 10:49 PM

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Subject: Great gift idea...
....it's an adorable 13 month old baby! She has blond hair, blue eyes, screams all day, wants to be held every waking minute, wakes up at 5:30am every day(no need for an alarm clock for those early morning workouts), poops 4x/day, head spins like she's in need of an exorcist, will instantly remodel your house, closely modeled after a human hurricane, and as an added bonus...she's teething 3 molars at the same time! Will take best offer!

Melanie

PS. This is all in jest...but I needed to vent. Don't call CPS on me for baby traffic'ing! I love my girl!



2005-12-19 11:09 PM
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Master
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How could that adorable face cause trouble?? Just kidding...been there!
2005-12-20 6:47 AM
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Hee...I'll trade you Pork Chop for her....
2005-12-20 7:17 AM
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Subject: RE: Great gift idea...
Oh! I knew I forgot to put that on my list, adding now:

#425- Melanie's daughter
2005-12-20 2:59 PM
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Possum - I'm sending her UPS. Keep your eyes out for the brown truck with a padded room in the back!
2005-12-20 3:09 PM
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Subject: RE: Great gift idea...
I'll trade you for my kitten, Lorenzo. He pees on my cushions.


2005-12-20 4:36 PM
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2005-12-20 4:39 PM
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Subject: RE: Great gift idea...
I named him after our family parrot from when I was a child.
2005-12-20 4:46 PM
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Master
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Hey Mel, no fair. If you sell one of yours I'll immediately fed-ex you Bennie (pottie training in his sponge-bob underwear this week). I'll throw in a free fruitcake and a can of lysol.
2005-12-20 4:57 PM
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So what's wrong with Sponge -Bob undies.  I have the entire collection.
2005-12-20 5:02 PM
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Yeah, I know....saw the pics all over the internet.


2005-12-20 7:29 PM
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Nice pic. Now let's see one taken at 3am in full wet diaper howl.

No sympathy for self inflicted wounds. 

2005-12-20 7:42 PM
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Subject: RE: Great gift idea...
Shannon - Throw in a $100k and you might have deal....but only if it's the Mountain Berries Lysol.  And we have a no-sponge bob rule at our house, so that might be a problem!

Self-inflicted it was....but can I plead temporary insanity and get a little leniency?
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