Subject: Great gift idea.......it's an adorable 13 month old baby! She has blond hair, blue eyes, screams all day, wants to be held every waking minute, wakes up at 5:30am every day (no need for an alarm clock for those early morning workouts ), poops 4x/day, head spins like she's in need of an exorcist, will instantly remodel your house, closely modeled after a human hurricane, and as an added bonus...she's teething 3 molars at the same time! Will take best offer! Melanie PS. This is all in jest...but I needed to vent. Don't call CPS on me for baby traffic'ing! I love my girl!  |