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Hold it till something ruptures.
Use one of the gatorade bottles you kicked under your desk.
TDF style. Your seat cushion is absorbent, right?
HOLD IT....Yellow eyes would be cool.
adult diapers
Yes, you may go, but first pay us a consulting fee.
Stop scaring the newbies!
Don't be a wuss. Chuck Norris doesn't go, why should you?
Dear new people, we apologize for this. This man is not a typical BT user.
Order the Stadium Pal and you won't have to get up
Get a more challenging job so you don't have time for this nonsense.
spend the time walking to the bathroom instead of typing this!
Right hand, wax on...
now I have to go....
Check with MadCow
unfold it and hang it out the window
you have too much time on your hands!
Suck it up...ladies don't have this problem, why should you!

2006-01-03 1:37 PM

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I've got to go really bad.  But the bathroom is waaaaaay down the hall.  What should I do?

2006-01-03 1:39 PM
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Hey BEAR...here's the bathroom poll you PREDICTED!!!!!
2006-01-03 1:42 PM
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Thats why I wear diapers.
2006-01-03 1:56 PM
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I keep a big gatorade bottle next to me!!!
2006-01-03 2:18 PM
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2006-01-03 2:39 PM
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.  That saves the day.

 

2006-01-03 3:24 PM
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vin diesel doesn't pee either.  wimp.
2006-01-03 7:30 PM
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7 hrs and holding Brett?

I guess Bear does know everything... Who would have seen this coming? 

2006-01-03 8:47 PM
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piggpen35 - 2006-01-03 6:30 PM

7 hrs and holding Brett?

I guess Bear does know everything... Who would have seen this coming?

There's no clear winner, I don't know what to do.  It's starting to burn.  I'm gonna get a UTI for sure.

bts 

2006-01-03 9:03 PM
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Hmmm....it doen't appear that there are any respondents to your poll...brett....brett....are you ok....brett ????
2006-01-03 9:18 PM
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They make a device for long distance motorcycle riding that attaches like a condom...let me see if I can find the link for you. Your troubles are nearly over!



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2006-01-03 9:25 PM
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isis54 - 2006-01-03 8:03 PM Hmmm....it doen't appear that there are any respondents to your poll...brett....brett....are you ok....brett ????

You have to vote to see the results Wink

bts 

2006-01-03 10:58 PM
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cbost2678 - 2006-01-03 1:56 PM

I keep a big gatorade bottle next to me!!!


HA HA HA!

when i was in the Army, i was driving in a convoy and had to pee, I informed my sgt. (in the pass seat) and he told me we could stop (in the middle east), make-a-long-story-short, he held the wheel while i "handled by needs" in gatorade bottle. i cant drink lemond-lime now.
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