Subject: RE: Guess I don't need to bother with training.... rowdypaint - 2011-05-11 3:52 PM
mmproch - 2011-05-11 2:27 PM This is the day I graduate college... Awesome!!! I *tried* to read some of the stuff on that page. Made little/no sense to me. I'll just make a tinfoil hat and wait it out.
Readers Digest version:
All the other prophets that have predicted the end of the world have been wrong -- but this time we're right, because, you know, we have the secret decoder ring that tells us the TRUE date when Judgement Day will come....
If you look a little deeper into the predictions, it gets even crazier.... Judgement day will begin with a massive earthquake that will open up all the graves on the earth. The "saved" will ascend to heaven, and the remains of the "unbelievers" will litter the surface of the earth.... Chaos and death will follow. Judgement day will continue for a few months, and on October 21, God will completely destroy the Earth and anyone who's left.
On a sidenote, I have a friend who was looking to rent a house for a week of vacation this summer with her family. She found a house that looked perfect on-line and contacted the owner. The owner said she wasn't renting the house out after May because - well, the world was coming to an end, so why bother (and threw in advice to my friend about how she and her family should be preparing themselves for salvation, etc., etc., etc..... ) There are seriously people out there walking away from jobs and families because they honestly believe that Jesus will be taking them home on May 21.... |