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2006-01-06 6:38 PM

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What women say and what they really mean...

We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want You'll pay for this later
We need to talk I need to complain
Sure...go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like..
I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes No
No No
Maybe No
I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such an asshole.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I just need some space ...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend
I don't know; what do you want to do I can't believe that you have nothing planned
I don't really mind where we eat ....As long as it's the place I've already decided on
I like you but... I don't like you
You never listen You never listen
We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I'm just going out with the girls We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There's no one else I am doing your brother
Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm

2006-01-06 6:42 PM
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That about sums it all up.
2006-01-06 6:49 PM
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I've pretty much learned that anything a woman says in response to something I've said can be translated to "You're wrong".
2006-01-06 7:38 PM
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They also have the Men's words and their real meanings...

I'm hungry: I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy: I'm sleepy.
I'm tired: I'm tired.
Nice dress: Nice cleavage.
I love you: Let's have sex now.
I'm bored: Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong: I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance: I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime: I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie: I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner: I'd like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me: I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Let me give you a massage: I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
Let's talk: I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
2006-01-06 7:58 PM
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2006-01-06 8:20 PM
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marmadaddy - 2006-01-06 7:49 PM I've pretty much learned that anything a woman says in response to something I've said can be translated to "You're wrong".

No, you're wrong this time... 



2006-01-06 8:23 PM
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I love my wife because sometimes she understands that hungry, randy and tired really are my deepest innermost feelings.
2006-01-06 11:59 PM
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max - 2006-01-06 8:38 PM They also have the Men's words and their real meanings... I'm hungry: I'm hungry. I'm sleepy: I'm sleepy. I'm tired: I'm tired. Nice dress: Nice cleavage. I love you: Let's have sex now. I'm bored: Do you want to have sex? What's wrong: I guess sex is out of the question. May I have this dance: I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime: I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie: I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner: I'd like to have sex with you. Will you marry me: I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. Let me give you a massage: I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes. Let's talk: I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

Yup, that's about it.

2006-01-07 9:04 AM
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That just summed up the last 10 years of my relationship with Derek!

Edited by tri_it_cajun_style 2006-01-07 9:04 AM
2006-01-09 4:16 PM
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as i was explaining to a girl who has just passed puberty (she is a family freind) "guys only care about three thing, eating, sleeping, and having sex. EVERYTHING they do can be boiled down to one of those 3 things." she of course told me "No, they think about other things like love and stuff." in whioch i responded "love = sex."
2006-01-09 4:38 PM
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I love it when a guy says "You overwhelm me." Yeah, that really underwhelms me.

Or when my exBF said "I don't like that you're smarter than I am. It gives you the upper hand." Translation: "If you were dumber, I could lord over you."

No, I'm not bitter.



Edited by Renee 2006-01-09 4:48 PM

2006-01-09 5:42 PM
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"Or when my exBF said "I don't like that you're smarter than I am. It gives you the upper hand." Translation: "If you were dumber, I could lord over you."  by Renee

That guy was a real weinie!  I am glad to hear that he is your ex, Renee. 

2006-01-09 7:28 PM
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he is a big weenie. I'd have no problem with a woman smarter then me. That has sugar momma written all over it
2006-01-09 11:58 PM
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Renee - 2006-01-09 2:38 PM

I love it when a guy says "You overwhelm me." Yeah, that really underwhelms me.

Or when my exBF said "I don't like that you're smarter than I am. It gives you the upper hand." Translation: "If you were dumber, I could lord over you."

No, I'm not bitter.

That's why my girlfriend and I get along so well together, she f%*#ing stupd just like me!

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