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New use for a Burrito!
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 2006-02-28 9:09 AM |
Expert  957    St. Louis, MO |  Subject: New use for a Burrito!After stopping to get a burrito to take home for dinner, I was walking in my extremely dark apartment parking lot, I was thinking how I would defend myself if someone tried to assault me. I came to the conclusion that the burrito I was carrying had to weigh at least five pounds (I'm sure I am exaggerating about the weight...but it was a big burrito!), and the weight of the burrito could possibly knock someone out if hit over the head with it. More so, if the burrito happened to break open, unloading salsa into the eyes of a perpetrator could be quite painful. Anyway, I have decided that when you are fending for yourself for dinner, and you have to walk in a dark parking lot...do yourself a favor and make sure that you have a burrito.(This was probably my way of convincing myself that it was OK to have a giant burrito for dinner!) 
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| 2006-02-28 9:20 AM in reply to: #356451 |
Champion 8936   | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! You could use it as a doorstop or a paperweight too. |
| 2006-02-28 9:23 AM in reply to: #356451 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! Mmm..that sounds good. |
| 2006-02-28 9:39 AM in reply to: #356451 |
| St. Louis, MO | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! You know, I just got a coupon for a free burrito since my birthday is coming up. Yum. Dang it Katie, don't you know I want to loose 4 lbs??? (Preferably off my tushie!!) Burritos and cravings won't help that! |
| 2006-02-28 9:47 AM in reply to: #356451 |
Pro 4481 Reston | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! if you were going to throw a perfectly good burrito at me every time i chased you in a dark parking lot, i'd probably do it all the time. i'd never have to pay for dinner again! |
| 2006-02-28 10:48 AM in reply to: #356494 |
Expert 957 St. Louis, MO | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! 3558 - 2006-02-28 8:47 AM if you were going to throw a perfectly good burrito at me every time i chased you in a dark parking lot, i'd probably do it all the time. i'd never have to pay for dinner again! LOL! |
| 2006-02-28 10:57 AM in reply to: #356451 |
Expert 957 St. Louis, MO | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! Oh my gosh! I just calculated the nutritional value for the burrito I had last night...
Look at those calories!!!! Not to mention the carbs and fat!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2006-02-28 11:12 AM in reply to: #356451 |
| St. Louis, MO | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! That does not make me want one any less. (go for a naked burrito, skip the tortilla on the side and that will make it a little less evil. I also go vegetarian vs. meat, which helps). <<tries to imagine that grapes and salad taste like a burrito>>
Edited by slovegreen 2006-02-28 11:17 AM |
| 2006-02-28 11:16 AM in reply to: #356451 |
| Crystal Lake, IL | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! Try getting that much protein and dietary fiber from one serving of anything else. Good job!
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| 2006-02-28 12:21 PM in reply to: #356451 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! katieyows - 2006-02-28 8:09 AM After stopping to get a burrito to take home for dinner, I was walking in my extremely dark apartment parking lot, I was thinking how I would defend myself if someone tried to assault me. I came to the conclusion that the burrito I was carrying had to weigh at least five pounds (I'm sure I am exaggerating about the weight...but it was a big burrito!), and the weight of the burrito could possibly knock someone out if hit over the head with it. More so, if the burrito happened to break open, unloading salsa into the eyes of a perpetrator could be quite painful. Anyway, I have decided that when you are fending for yourself for dinner, and you have to walk in a dark parking lot...do yourself a favor and make sure that you have a burrito. (This was probably my way of convincing myself that it was OK to have a giant burrito for dinner!) Eat enough of those Calorie Bombs and you could be defending yourself with PERPETURAL GAS ERUPTIONS!!!!! |
| 2006-02-28 12:45 PM in reply to: #356451 |
Master 1862 San Mateo, CA | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! 510 fat cals? That's scandalous! |
| 2006-02-28 12:48 PM in reply to: #356713 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! betyoursilver - 2006-02-28 11:45 AM 510 fat cals? That's scandalous! and 2750mg of Sodium. That's a BLOAT FACTOR of 10 isn't it??? |
| 2006-02-28 12:52 PM in reply to: #356718 |
Expert 957 St. Louis, MO | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! tupuppy - 2006-02-28 12:48 PM and 2750mg of Sodium. That's a BLOAT FACTOR of 10 isn't it??? Yep...I figure that it has to help on my swim. Plus, it might make for some great entertainment during my exercise ball core exercises tonight! |
| 2006-02-28 12:54 PM in reply to: #356725 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: New use for a Burrito! katieyows - 2006-02-28 11:52 AM tupuppy - 2006-02-28 12:48 PM and 2750mg of Sodium. That's a BLOAT FACTOR of 10 isn't it??? Yep...I figure that it has to help on my swim. Plus, it might make for some great entertainment during my exercise ball core exercises tonight! Typed it before and I'll type it again.......LET'R RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just make sure no one is in the blast zone.....not even any pets. |
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